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Seattle Mariners Opening Day; So, That Happened

Paul DeBruler
Apr 7, 2009

As I mentioned, yesterday was a gorgeous day.ย  It was 70+ degrees, so after work I decided to go for a bike ride.ย  Went about 20 miles, then came home to watch my tivoโ€™d broadcast of the Mariners season opener.ย  Did I mention I love opening day?ย  Itโ€™s awesome.ย  You know who doesnโ€™t love it, though?ย  The FSNW broadcast crew.ย  The broadcast opened with a montage of the following scenes:

- Niehaus and Blowers sitting silently in the broadcast booth
- Graphics being displayed with no music or narration
- Niehaus and Blowers sitting silently in the broadcast booth
- Helpful FSNW tech putting a white sheet of paper in front of the camera to adjust the cameraโ€™s white balance.ย  In HD it looked to be 20 lb. bond.
- Niehaus and Blowers sitting silently in the broadcast booth
- Random shots of downtown Minneapolis
- Bonus audio: Niehaus yawning

And so on, for about four minutes.ย  It was really the perfect way to start the season, and I canโ€™t actually explain whyโ€”it was hysterically funny yet not embarrassing for Niehaus or Blowers (no nose-picking, no swearing, they were just sitting there).ย  The broadcast then cut back to the studio and resumed as you would expect.

And then the game started, and it was a good gameโ€”I have long since given up on trying to decide whether this will be Felixโ€™ breakout year or not, so Iโ€™m just enjoying one start at a time, and this start was a gem.ย  Granted, Minnesota isnโ€™t exactly the 1927 Yankees, but Felix made it look easy, even after rolling his ankle trying to field a nubber down the first base line.

And then there was Junior.ย  I wrote, and I have read, many impassioned pleas for Seattle not to sign himโ€”heโ€™s not the player we need, heโ€™s not the player we lost in 2000, etc.ย  And I still believe that they shouldnโ€™t have signed himโ€”but itโ€™s a done deal, Iโ€™ll not complain about it again, and Iโ€™ll be damned if it wasnโ€™t awesome to see Junior in a Mariners uniform again at the start of the game.ย ย  The fact that he hit a home run was just icing on the cakeโ€”and it made up for the, shall we say, interesting pursuit of a Nick Punto flyball in the 5th inning.ย  I want the homerun hitting Griffey, not the defensive Griffey, please.

And with that, weโ€™re off on a 2009 season that promises to beโ€ฆwell, I donโ€™t know what it promises to be, other than baseball every day.ย  Really, what else do you need?