WWE: The Movie

So I've read UFC the movie and I'm not sure if this has been done yet, because I havent been on here for a couple of weeks. So here goes..

What If WWE was made into a movie and today's top stars and some unusal picks play our favorite WWE stars.

Edge

This one would have to be cast to either one of two people. Taylor Hawkings the drummer of The Foo Fighters or Philadelphia Phillies player and world series champ Jayson Werth.

Both could be twins for Edge. Werth looks a little more like Edge of the two. But come on Taylor Hawkings of The Foo,'s name alone fits with Edge. Is it a coincidence Edge's two Cronies this past years have the name Ryder and Hawkins, and Edge is an admittedly big Foo Fighters fan? I think not.

John Cena

This one is an obvious choice. Mark Walhberg. Both are bad boys from the Boston area who started out bad boys and are now well liked and respected fan favorites.

Cena is also guilty of showing off those damn boxers of his under his jeans, and Walhberg is guilty of those unsightly Calvin Klein commericials of the 90's

And oh did I forget that they have both rapped?

On to some divas...

Michelle McCool

Suzanne Somers as Chrissy from Three's Company. While McCool may not play the dumb blonde with those sheep dog bangs of hers she's now sporting, she's a dead ringer for Somers sultry Chrissy. Dead Ringer? And she's dating the Undertaker. I crack myself up.

Victoria

She just retired from WWE, but this tough Diva should be played by one tough-talking Nanny, Fran Drescher. They both look uncannily alike.

Mickie James

Who better to play the spunky diva then daytime tv's most spunky cook, Rachael Ray. Both are filled with tons of energy, and both are pretty damn cute to boot.

Beth Phoenix

This one is a tough one. After all, not many can combine the sheer strength and brutality with the looks of Beth. So here's a few options: Taylor Swift on steroids. Or runner up: Kate Hudson...on steroids.

Melina

Who better to play this diva than Jennifer Lopez?

Candice Michelle

Leah Remini from the tv show King Of Queens would be the perfect fit.

Vickie Guerrero

The only person I could picture to play Smackdown's general manager is the woman who played Robert's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond.

and now some more WWE superstars...

Santino Marella

Who better to play the broken English speaking wrestler then the creator of the broken English speaking character, Borat. Santino would be played by Sascha Baron Cohen. And if Sacha isn't available, then I can't think of anyone better to pay Santino then the supposedly late great Andy Kaufman.

Sure, he "might" be dead. But he used to play a foreign guy with an accent, he used to wrestle women and most of all he had a uni-brow.

That's a trifecta for the role of Santino. If Kaufman is alive and well like some say, this is the role to come out hiding for.

CM Punk

While CM Punk might live a straight-edge life style I cant think of anyone better to play him then a guy who's home base is Sin City, Las Vegas. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Criss Angel as CM Punk.

Criss Angel's a master illusionist and then you have CM Punk, whose title reign as world champ magically disappeared without him even being pinned.

Vince McMahon

I have two people in mind for the role of WWE's Chairman of the Board. They are Al Gore as a younger McMahon and George Clooney as the older, shorter-haired salt-and-pepper McMahon.

Shane McMahon

For Shane O' Mac I have FX's Nip Tuck star Julian McMahon. Hey they already have the same last name.

Stephanie McMahon

For the Billlion Dollar Princess role look no further then Princess Diaries Anne Hathaway. Of course Anne could fit Stepanie perfectly when Step first came on the scene and was innocent and was kidnapped by Undertaker and her dad. But watch Anne in Get Smart to know she could also play the sleazier sexier McMahon/Helmsly era Stephanie too.

On to some legends...

Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Rattlesnake will be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame in a few months. So he would defintely be in the movie. My pick for Austin would be fellow Texan Woody Harrelson. Ever see Woody in Natural Born Killers?

I rest my case. And that's the bottom line, because Woody said so.

Hulk Hogan

Okay, now stay with me on this casting...Jimmy Buffet as Hulk Hogan.

Hogan is known for his tan body, blonde hair and bald head. Hogan is also known for living down in Florida and then you have Buffet who is blonde, bald, and tan.

Buffet is known for Margaritaville and Hogan had "Thunder In Paradise." Did I mention Hogan has his Hulkamaniacs and Buffet has his "Parrotheads" They also both wear arm bands.

Brian Pillman

Perhaps one of the most controversial wrestlers of the past 12 years. Pillman was the innovator of high flying and then later the innovator of controversey and the attitude era.

So who better to play him then another late great star Heath Ledger circa The Dark Knight look. Picture Ledger with the wavy blonde hair and smiling and now picture Brian Pillman as The Loose Cannon and tell me you don't get chills. Ledger's final role was that of The Joker, an anarchist type hell bent on creating chaos. Sound familar? Pillman's final incarnation was that of a loose cannon anarchist type hell bent on blurring the lines between works from shoots.

Both also had very untimely deaths. While some will argue Pillman isnt relevant enough to be in the movie I say he absoultely is for the story of Steve Austin's early years right up to when Steve became a huge star in WWE.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Aaron Eckhart. I mean have you seen this guy's chin and Ventura's chin? You could fit raisin's in their clefts.

Roddy Piper

Jim Carrey with a few extra pounds. Sadly the person who I think would had been perfect to play the role of The Rowdy One is none other then John Ritter. They both had simular features and simluar bodies.

Bret Hart: John Travolta ( picture Pulp Fiction)

Rick Rude: Tom Selleck

Dusty Rhodes: Artie Lang

Greg The Hammer Valentine: Taylor Swift

Bobby Heenan: Impersonator and stand up comic Frank Caliendo

Ric Flair

There's only two people I can think of who could play The Nature Boy. There's two version's of Flair. One for the young Ric Flair and one for the older Ric Flair: Ted Danson as NWA 1980's through 1990's Ric Flair and Dustin Hoffman as the older aged retirement Ric Flair.

Eddie Guerrero

I can think of only one who could capture the personality and likeablity of Latinio Heat and that person is George Lopez. He might not have the body. Add a little goatee/mustache and give him Eddie's charm and personality and he could pull the roll off nicely.

Some more WWE stars:

JBL: Christian Bale. Bale already has the experience playing a physhotic millionare as Bruce Wayne

John Morrison: X-Men's Cyclops James Mardesen could fill the role very well. Both look alot alike facially. Of course Jim Morrison himself would be the prefect casting, but well if Andy Kaufman isnt coming back for Santino, then what are the chances another star who might had faked his deah would come back.

Randy Orton: If Orton keep's tanning at the rate he's aging the person I've cast as him wont be a stretch. A young Val Kilmer circa Top Gun era as The Legend Killer. And as of late Kilmer's movies have been box office killers, so there you go.

Ted Bibiase Jr: Ben Affleck

Cody Rhodes: Matt Damon with black hair

Sim Snuka: Bowzer from 70's/ 50's greaser band Sha-Na-Na.

Christian Cage: The soon to be returning Cage should be cast then none other then the actor who's attempted just as many career comebacks, Christian Slater.

Shawn Michaels: I have to go with another fellow texan native Matthew McConaughey on this one. Both have that kind of likeablity and I have seen McConaughey wear a straw cowboy hat from time and time. Both also have that cattle rancher look. Runner up: Poison's and Vh1 Rock Of Love's own Bret Michaels as Shawn Michaels.

Triple H: Motorhead's Lemmy Kilmister. After all like the name sake "King Of Kings" song goes "There is Only One" they broke the mold on both Paul Levesque and Lemmy.

Jeff Hardy: Orlando Bloom

Matt Hardy: Johnny Depp

William Regal: British actor Gabriel Bryne. ( see Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda and Bryne for reference)

Hornswoggle: The son on "Little People, Big World"

Chris Jericho: Here's an obvious choice. Jon Bon Jovi as Jericho. Both have switched career's from singer to acting. While Jericho switched from wrestler and singer to acting and dueting with the stars. Both had big 80's hair. and both now annoy me by trying to cram down our throats that they are so different then who they were.

Jericho with his new tights and boring personality and suits and ties and Bon Jovi with the quasi county album "Lost Highway."

Kofi Kingston: Malcom Jamaal Warner

The Brian Kendrick: Leonardo DeCaprio

Mr. Kennedy: Dane Cook. I have my reasons. Remember when they were both still the most talked about people around? Remember when they were both actually relevant? Yeah me too.

Kizarny: Dee Snider

Carlito: Ricky Ortiz

Ricky Ortiz: Corbin Bleu

MVP: Allen Iverson

Well there you go.

Have more picks?

Let me here what you think.

I need casting on Rey Mysterio and Undertaker, plus anyone else you can think of I've forgot.

Tell me what you think of the casting I did. Have someone else better for the roles Ive cast? Let me know.