Wiener Dog Stars in Hilarious Toronto Raptors 'Tryout' Video

After dropping Games 1 and 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals to the Cleveland Cavaliers by decisive margins, the Toronto Raptors need all the help they can get to stay alive.

Perhaps the team should take another look at "Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund," a hilarious wiener dog with his own Instagram account, which posted Crusoe's "tryout video" two weeks ago.

According to Crusoe's Instagram profile, he is a "Wiener Dog Extraordinaire." (If you're looking for an animal lovers' Internet rabbit hole to get lost in, check out his YouTube channel.)

Crusoe might not have the height to keep Cleveland forward LeBron James in check, but he sure is quick on his feet.

[h/t House of Highlights]