Hockey players are some of the biggest party animals this planet has to offer, as best showcased by last year's Stanley Cup Champions.
Aside from the Cup Champs, Sam Gagner's eight-point night earlier this month gives him the easiest pickup line for the babes in Edmonton.
However, there is a strong difference between the best players this season and the best active players. Players like Milan Mahalek, James Neal and Scotty Hartnell are having fabulous years this year, but they are not even close to the top-20 players in the NHL today.
Here are the NHL's top 20 players with their respective rock-star alter egos.
Unfortunately, Tim Thomas' Dixie Chick-esque presidential snub does not make the cut.