UFC: 8 Ultimate Ideas for an Ultimate UFC Restaurant

Whether or not the UFC is going to make a restaurant one day, it's fun to speculate about ideas—be they realistic or absurd—that could be implemented.

A UFC restaurant would not likely be successful as most sports-themed restaurants aren't (read: poor food, and lame memorabilia on the walls) but perhaps with these ideas the UFC Restaurant could become the exception to the rule of sports restaurants being terrible.

So what specific ideas could be fun in a UFC restaurant? Read and find out!

Waitresses Dressed Like Ring Girls

Move over, Hooters! The UFC restaurant would have more scantily clad waitresses than the sordid restaurant chain with waitresses adorned in ring girl attire.

Any male workers could either be dressed as referees or as fighters (albeit in a rash guard). Or maybe they could just wear affliction shirts.

Octagon-Shaped Tables, Plates, Etc.

If it can be shaped like an octagon and still be functional, it should be shaped like an octagon.

The Pride Corner

Just like each Texas Roadhouse has a corner dedicated to Willie Nelson, the UFC restaurant should have a corner dedicated to Pride to pay homage to the once great organization and to give a sense of history to the restaurant.

Clay Guida's Angel Hair Pasta

And what of menu ideas?

There are fighters with unique attributes that would make interesting dishes.

One such example is Clay Guida. His hairstyle alone deserves to have a dish on the UFC's menu.

Clay Guida's angel hair pasta anyone?

Alistair Overeem'S Horse Meat Delight

It's a known (and chided) fact that former Strikeforce heavyweight champion Alistair Overeem used the consumption of horse meat to supplement his physical fitness.

Why not then have a horse meat dish on the UFC restaurant's menu as a nod to Overeem?

Brock Lesnar's Freshly Killed Venison

How awesome would it be for Brock Lesnar to drag a freshly killed deer to your table and cook it right in front of you?

Frank Mir's Chocolate Horseshoe

Brock Lesnar once remarked that he removed a horseshoe from the posterior of Frank Mir.

A horseshoe covered with fecal matter isn't very appetizing, but a chocolate horseshoe made to commemorate the occasion is.

Nick Diaz's Special Brownies

Do I really have to spell out what makes Nick Diaz's brownies so 'special'?