20 Wrestlers You'd Be OK with Marrying Your Daughter or Sister

Professional wrestlers are typically big, strong, intense and physical.

Thus, it seems like you wouldn't want to go anywhere near them, like they would either treat you like crap or knock you out.

Of course, we know that just isn't the case.

Many of these wrestlers are standup guys in some way, whether it's their characters or their actual personalities. So, you wouldn't mind if someone you're close to winds up in a relationship with them down the road.

Let's take a look at those guys.

Here are 20 wrestlers you'd be OK with marrying your daughter or sister.

20. Ezekiel Jackson

Genes play a big role in your child or grandchild's development.

And I think it's safe to say that Ezekiel Jackson might have the best genes in all of the WWE.

The guy is an absolute monster (but a nice one), and I would have no problem with my sister or daughter marrying the guy so they can have kids that no one in the schoolyard will mess with.

19. Alex Riley

You know why I wouldn't care if Alex Riley married my sister?

Because, as long as he's not with The Miz, he seems like a pretty cool guy.

Plus, he's never really seen or heard from anymore, and those type of guys can turn out to be the best brothers-in-law.

You see him every now and again, realize he's not a bad dude and then he goes away until the next holiday.

Not a bad little deal there.

18. Jimmy Uso

If Jimmy Uso were to leave my sister, I would just replace him with Jey.

She would never know the difference.

17. Sheamus

You know, Sheamus isn't the best looking or tannest guy around, but his recent babyface turn has made me a big fan of his.

The Celtic Warrior comes off as an honorable man, a gutty fighter who would do anything to protect himself and his wife.

That works for me.

Sheamus is a big guy and a noble one, but also someone who can be pretty hilarious at times, too. Just check out his "Tea Time" segment with Santino Marella or his interaction with the Muppets.

Now, try to tell me you wouldn't want him to be a part of the family.

16. Matt Striker

One thing I will not tolerate is my sister or daughter marrying a moron.

And Matt Striker is far from an idiot.

He used to be a high school teacher, he knows a lot about wrestling history and judging by the big words he uses as an announcer, he's also got a rather extensive vocabulary.

Sounds like a winner to me.

15. Ted DiBiase

He's the son of a millionaire, and he's got a big trust fund, right?

My daughter would be set for life.

14. Mason Ryan

So, your sister walks through a bad neighborhood with her husband Mason Ryan.

You think anyone's gonna mess with her? Hell no.

So, your sister goes to a bar with her husband, Mason Ryan.

You think anyone's gonna hit on her? Absolutely not.

Oh yeah--if your sister marries Ryan, you also have the added benefit of getting a great workout partner if you need one.

13. Hornswoggle

I do not discriminate against anyone because of their size, but I am 100 percent confident that I could beat the crap out of Hornswoggle if he ever got out of line.

Plus, I think it would be cool if my daughter or sister dated a leprechaun who led me to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

12. CM Punk

One thing I cannot stand is a liar.

Do not tell me one thing, and then do another. Do need feed me any B.S.

That's something I don't think I'd ever have to worry about with CM Punk, because we all know that he's going to speak his mind and tell it like it is.

I may not always agree with what Punk has to say, but I will respect him 10 times more for telling me the truth rather than lying to my face.

And I would fully expect him to do the same with my daughter or sister.

11. Justin Gabriel

Even when Justin Gabriel belonged to Nexus and The Corre, I always thought he was a natural baby face.

He just seemed too quiet and too damn nice to be taken seriously as a heel, and I think he's proven since his face turn that he's now in the role that he belongs in.

I wouldn't have to worry about Gabriel going crazy or being a mean drunk, which is obviously a good thing.

Plus, I'd be able to talk to Gabriel and ask him what it's like to be with Kelly Kelly. 

10. Zack Ryder

Long Island Iced Z marrying my sister? Are you serious, bro?

Hell yeah, I am.

Imagine having Zack Ryder at all your family functions, with Flip camera in hand, hair spiked, skin tanned and a crew of broskis with him.

Now, that would be awesome.

Woo, woo, woo. You know it.

9. Santino Marella

Look at that face...how can you feel anything but love for Santino Marella?

Santino's one of the funniest men in wrestling, and I have no doubt that all of his relationships are nothing but laughs and smiles.

They're likely filled with tea parties, trumpet playing, hilarious accents and cobras, and they're likely incredibly healthy.

I can imagine Santino being the hit of the party at Thanksgiving or Christmas and the whole family falling in love with him as a result.

8. Randy Orton

Randy Orton once had a reputation as bit of an a**hole, but he's apparently done a 180 since he got married and had a child.

Orton's now a family man and a backstage leader in the WWE.

It also doesn't hurt that he's a beast in the ring, an athletic guy and is probably raking in a couple of million dollars a year.

As long as my sister's financially and emotionally stable, then she's in a good place. 

7. John Morrison

I am comfortable enough in my own skin to admit that John Morrison is a pretty good-looking guy.

He also happens to be one hell of an athlete.

Now, I would love it if my grandkid, nephew or niece was both athletic and nice to look at, and with JoMo, that's almost guaranteed to happen.

The only drawback, however, is that they might have a habit of running their mouths and losing a lot because of it.

6. Triple H

Triple H is one of the most decorated wrestlers of all time, he's currently got a backstage position in the WWE and he's going to be running the company whenever Vince McMahon calls it quits.

Need I say more?

I can already picture myself bumming some money from my sister.

5. John Cena

You know why, aside from merchandise sales, that the WWE is afraid to turn John Cena heel?

Because he's just being himself in his current babyface role. That smiling, corny babyface is simply who Cena is.

He's a hard worker, a company guy and someone who lives by the values of "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" that he teaches.

We may not like him as a wrestler because his gimmick is certainly too stale, but I don't think you're going to find many wrestlers who are better than John Cena the person.

4. Evan Bourne

Although I may have to have a talk with Evan Bourne about his rumored fondness for synthetic marijuana, just look at the guy.

He's as harmless as they come.

Bourne is only 5'8", 165 pounds, and he's a smiling, happy-go-lucky babyface who looks like he's high on life.

I can't imagine the guy even getting mad, and even if he did, I have no doubt that I'd be able to put him back in line in a mere matter of seconds. 

3. Kofi Kingston

Kofi Kingston is the man.

Much like his tag team partner, Evan Bourne, he's all smiles all the time, and he looks like he's in the best mood ever just about every time he gets in the ring.

But, at the same time, Kingston showed in his 2009 feud with Randy Orton that he can definitely whoop some butt if need be.

I'd make sure, though, that he only showed that intensity he showed against Orton if someone's threatening my little sister. 

The rest of the time, he better be jumping around all happy like he usually is.

2. The Big Show

The Big Show is the world's biggest teddy bear.

At least when he's a babyface, he's as likable as they come, a giant goofball who is a lot more hilarious than Knucklehead makes him out to be.

Oh, there's also the fact that Big Show hovers around 7-feet tall and weights about 450 pounds.

As long as he doesn't turn heel on my sister, then I'd feel pretty good about such a large man being her protector.

1. Daniel Bryan

Just look at the way Daniel Bryan carries himself in and out of the ring.

He doesn't talk much, he doesn't get into a whole lot of confrontations and he's the ultimate babyface.

But he can outwrestle anyone in the world, and if someone is harassing your daughter or sister, all he would have to do is put them in the LeBell Lock to make them stop...and probably cry.

Bryan is the perfect combination of someone who has a calm demeanor, but can still kick a** at any given moment.