WWE: Top 10 Wrestlers Who Would Make Great Halloween Costumes
Today is Halloween, the one day of the year when you can pretend like you're someone you're not without people thinking you're a total weirdo.
So, what better way to celebrate the most fun holiday of the year than by dressing up like your favorite WWE superstar?
Grab your wrist tape and a big bottle of baby oil, because we're going to take a look at some of the best wrestling attire among the current WWE stars.
Here are the top 10 wrestlers you should imitate if you want to have a great Halloween costume.
10. Rey Mysterio or Sin Cara
1 of 10It isn't Halloween if you don't see some middle-aged men running around in masks, and for a wrestling fan there's no better mask to don than that of a luchadore.
Take your pick as to who you want to be: Rey Mysterio or Sin Cara.
But let me try and help you out here. If you're Mysterio, it's going to be a pain in the butt to draw all of his tattoos on your body, but at least you'll be wearing a mask that shows your mouth.
It's going to be really hard to hammer back any beers or screwdrivers tonight if you're wearing a Sin Cara mask, though. Then again, it's a lot easier to creep on women in the club when they can't see your eyes.
Ah, who am I kidding? Both costumes have their benefits.
9. Dolph Ziggler
2 of 10On the surface, Dolph Ziggler's attire may not appear to be anything all that special—it's basically just a sleeveless hoodie, some tights that say "I Am Perfection" and bleached blonde hair.
But I've got him on this list for any couples out there who are having trouble finding matching costumes.
Here's an idea that works especially well if you're a well-built guy with an unattractive girlfriend: Throw some kind of dress on her, have her wear a "cougar" chain and then make sure she screams "excuse me!" at anyone who gets in her way all night.
Come on, she'll be the hit of the party.
8. Cody Rhodes
3 of 10Non-mask wearing Cody Rhodes looks pretty much like a normal guy, but the masked Rhodes is simply phenomenal.
Much like Ziggler, a Rhodes costume wouldn't take all that much effort to make, all you'd need is a black hoodie, and you wouldn't have to worry about buying kneepads.
But the clear mask that makes you sound all nasally and talk in long, drawn-out sentences would be the icing on the cake.
Well, that and the fact that you could walk around handing out paper bags to all the ugly chicks at the bar.
7. CM Punk
4 of 10Here's what you would need for the ultimate CM Punk costume: The "Best in the World" t-shirt, white athletic tape, a black marker, a can of Pepsi and a microphone, megaphone or any other form of "pipe bomb."
Seriously, that's it.
But, just imagine how awesome it would be if you went to a party where everyone was hammered, sipped on your Pepsi all night, told everyone you were better than them because you're straight edge—and did so by yelling it through your megaphone.
Best. Costume. Ever.
6. Kane (Masked Version)
5 of 10As someone who grew up during the Attitude Era, there is a special place in my heart for the masked Kane.
I remember when I used to walk around in my Kane costume and chokeslam anyone who got in my way...and that wasn't even on Halloween.
People see a mask like that, they get scared and they run away. That's a lot more than I can say for the unmasked version of Kane, who is just unpleasant to look at.
Perhaps, if we get enough people to dress up like Kane tonight, then the WWE will realize it made a huge mistake by de-masking him and bring back the masked Big Red Monster when he returns in the near future.
5. The Undertaker
6 of 10True story: A friend of mine swears on everything he owns that as a child his stereo would consistently turn on in the middle of the night and play The Undertaker's entrance music, without any explanation whatsoever.
Though I question the truthfulness of his claim, it seemed pretty clear to me that he was really freaked out about this.
Well, if that doesn't scream Halloween, then I don't know what does.
If you want to dress up as the Deadman, you'll fit right in with all the other lunatics wearing wild costumes, but you'll have the benefit of having the greatest entrance of all-time whenever you walk into a room.
4. Sheamus
7 of 10A Sheamus costume would be purely for comedic purposes.
If you have red hair, freckles and really pale skin, then you're almost all set. You just need about 275 pounds of solid muscle and a pair of trunks that say "Laoch" on the front.
But let's say for a moment that you're in the 90 percent of the world's most population that isn't a ginger.
You can still cover yourself from head to toe in white makeup, cut a Ronald McDonald wig to fit Sheamus's hairdo and then talk in a funny Irish accent all night.
That sure sounds like a night of fun to me.
3. R-Truth
8 of 10An R-Truth costume would be a perfect fit for someone who gets confused easily, or has trouble spelling the word conspiracy.
It would also work well for someone who is crazy and/or has experience wearing a straight-jacket.
It could work for someone who hates anybody who is little and happens to be named Jimmy, and it might fit someone who thinks everyone around him sucks.
What you learned from that: With an R-Truth costume, the possibilities truly are endless.
2. Zack Ryder
9 of 10If you follow Zack Ryder on Twitter, then you probably know that he's holding a costume contest to see who wears his attire the best.
Judging by the number of followers he has, I'm sure we'll see some very, um, interesting takes on Ryder's ring gear.
The whole "Jersey Shore guido" character is a big hit right now, but I'm a bigger fan of Ryder than I ever will be of Ronnie or The Situation.
Just take a look at that picture, and try to come up with any response other than "That's awesome."
See, you can't do it, broski.
1. Goldust
10 of 10There are two requirements for you to be able to dress up like Goldust for Halloween: You have to be very comfortable in your own skin, and you have to be willing to spend at least 15 minutes undoing your costume every time you go to the bathroom.
If you're down to do both of those things, then you're well on your way to having one of the best costumes at your block party tonight.
I mean, it's freaking Goldust for crying out loud. The guy paints his face gold, wears a gold body suit and even dons a blonde wig—it's like a Cash for Gold store threw up on him.
But that's precisely why this costume is so great, and why you have some giant grapefruits if you're willing to go out in public dressed like The Bizarre One.






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