New Rules: College Football Edition

New Rule: The Big 10-Pac 10 Rose Bowl alliance needs to end. It's an outdated model that no longer gives fans the most intriguing matchup. The Big 10-Pac 10 alliance comes from an era where boxing, horse racing, and public executions were the most popular sporting events. 

While HG respects the current Penn State team, fans are clamoring for USC-Texas. 

New Rule: The Heisman should be renamed the “Tebow” if Tim Tebow pulls off the Heisman three-peat.

New Rule: The SEC is the best conference in football. End of discussion.

New Rule: If your conference doesn’t have a team in the BCS Top 12, you get stripped of your automatic BCS berth. 

New Rule: Turner Gill ought to be the new head coach at Syracuse. Asking for permission to interview Kevin Gillbride, who’s most famous for getting punched by Buddy Ryan, and not Turner Gill is an embarrassment to the hiring process. 

New Rule: If Sam Bradford wins the Heisman, the first words out of his mouth better be “I would like to thank my offensive line.”

New Rule (non-college football edition): Before you die, everyone ought to see Jim Valvano’s speech at the 1993 ESPYs. Yes, you’ve seen "Don’t give up, don’t ever give up" a thousand times, but the speech is so much more than that.