MMA Fighters' New Nicknames!

We all know that UFC fighters are given nicknames—some good, some bad. Nonetheless, it's how some people recognize them. I'm here to give some fighters new nicknames. Enjoy!

Quinton Jackson: Quinton "Hit-And-Run" Jackson

For obvious reasons.

Forrest Griffin: Forrest "The Hairy Tomato Can" Griffin

He has an abundance of blood and chest hair almost every fight.

Jeremy Horn: Jeremy "I'll Fight Anyone" Horn

With over 150 fights, it's true—he'll fight anyone!

Lyoto Machida: Lyoto "Who?" Machida

He's not very well-known by the casual MMA fan. I'll say to my friends, "Lyoto Machida deserves a title shot." They reply,"Who?"

Jens Pulver: Jens "Please Let Me Land a Left" Pulver

It seems every fight he's saying,"Please God, just one left!"

Rich Franklin: Rich "Mr. Ireland" Franklin

He's gonna fight in Ireland again at UFC 93. The only UFC fighter to fight in Ireland twice!

Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria: Antonio "Why The Captions?" Rodrigo Nogueria

While watching The Ultimate Fighter 8 I noticed they keep captioning him. He's kinda hard to understand, but not enough to caption the guy.

Gina Carano: Gina "Cellphone In Betweena" Carano

Did you see those party pics? If not, you don't get this one.

Urijah Faber: Urijah "The Chin" Faber

Every fight I find myself saying," Geez, his chin looks like a butthole!"

Kit Cope: Kit "True Life" Cope

That is the only way people know him—from MTV's True Life reality show.

Tito Ortiz: Tito "Number 500" Ortiz

He is the 500th sex partner of Jenna Jameson. What was he thinking?

Chuck Liddell: Chuck "What The F**K" Liddell

He was thinking, "What The F**K Just Happened?", after his loss to Rashad Evans.

Kenny Florian: Kenny "Droppin' Elbows From The" Florian

That what he specializes in!

Chris Leben: Chris "Cut" Leben

If he keeps on messing up, he'll be exactly that. CUT!

Anderson Silva:  Anderson "You Can't Stand With Him" Silva

It rhymes, and it's true so far. I think I'm onto something!!

Brock Lesnar: Brock "No, It's Not A Giant Wang On My Chest" Lesnar

A lot of people confuse his chest tattoo with a penis. Weird, but true.

Matt Hughes: Matt "Toupée Chest" Hughes

His chest looks like a freaking toupée. Plus, it has a ring to it!

Keith Jardine: Keith "Creepy Beard" Jardine

Something about his beard just creeps me out. Don't lie! You're a little frightened, too!

Brandon Vera: Brandon "The Lie" Vera

He's definitely not the truth, that's for sure!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Joe Rogan: Joe "Insert Your's Here" Rogan

That's right I'm leaving it up to you. I'm REALLY looking forward to your responses!

That's it, I'm Done!

ENJOY!