Notre Dame Down: The Terrible 10 of College Football

Week 3 is a wicked week in college football.

At 0-3 big bowl hopes are dead and little bowl dreams are dying.

Coaches are desperate, players are frustrated and boosters are banging their shoes like angry, old vodka soaked Russian leaders.

It's time for a turn around but some teams might just lie down. 

1] Notre Dame [0-2]

Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly was a frothing, foaming cursing man on Saturday.  

The last Irish man in green so insanely angry was the little mean leprechaun in Leprechaun 3. 

The Irish coach better stop screaming and show the defensive backs how to stop a pass.

2] Georgia [0-2] 

Coaching life is nasty, brutal and short for losing SEC coaches and Mark Richt is a fired coach walking.

3] The Big 12

Dying the death of a thousand cuts as Oklahoma and Oklahoma State follow the old Okie trail west, the Big 12 is just waiting for a Texas bullet to put it out of its misery. 

4] Minnesota [0-2]

Maybe, the Minnesota Vikings will use the Gopher's stadium to get beaten in, too. 

5] Penn State[1-1]

No longer able to beat above average teams, Penn State has been stuck in the muck in the middle of the college football pack for over a decade. 

Jay Paterno is a terrible coach. Nepotism might work in a royal family but not in developing quarterbacks.

Poor, bored, booth bound, Joe Paterno looked like he was watching Edward G Robinson in Little Caesar on the small screen, instead of the Lions on the field. 

And if Temple beats the Lions, fans might hear this groan from the Joe Booth.

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

6] Oregon State [0-2]

After being slammed by Sacramento State and shut out by the Wisconsin Badgers, can the Beavers stop the season and start over?

7] Boston College [0-2]

Boston College has always been a bad fit for the ACC and now they are a terrible team, too.

Maybe, when the 52 card pickup Super Conference reassembly game is over, Boston College will be back in some sort of Big East Atlantic Coast merger. 

8] Indiana [0-2]

Will the Super Conferences begin spitting poor teams out as they try to eat Texas and Oklahoma? 

If so, the Hoosiers should be worried about being PAC manned down by the MAC.   

9] Duke [0-2]

A Richmond Spider bite hurts all season.

10] Colorado [0-2]

If the Pac-10 knew Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas and Texas Tech were coming west would they have taken a bite of Buffalo meat?

A loss to Colorado State will effectively kill the Buffaloes at 0-3. 

Idle {But still accepting free cash, cars, prostitutes, guns, drugs, boats, trips, meals and drinks.]

Miami [0-1]

Terrible Game of the Week

Duke @ Boston College

Cash, Cars and Hooker Bowl of the Week

Ohio State @ Miami