
2011 NBA Mock Draft: Rock Draft Edition
The NBA and music have always gone together. Why not combine them? . A slew of music stars always play in the celebrity game, Jay-Z is a part owner of the Nets, and Shaq has won multiple Grammy's for his rap albums (just kidding).
Here is a look at who each team would draft if they had a chance to take some rock legends.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Jimi Hendrix
1 of 30The Cavs need some excitement. The departure of Lebron James left a huge hole in the team and the city.
The selection of the most electrifying guitarist of all time would put this franchise on the fast track back to greatness.
Minnesota Timberwolves: Bruce Springsteen
2 of 30
The Timberwolves have some pretty good players in Kevin Love and Michael Beasley. While they are both extremely talented, the Wolves need a superstar to bring it all together.
Springsteen is a force in rock music and will bring the veteran talent that the Timberwolves sorely need.
Utah Jazz: Eric Clapton
3 of 30
The Jazz have some solid building blocks in Devin Harris, Derrick Favors, and Al Jefferson. They need someone who will fit in right away with the team and contribute.
With three different introductions in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Clapton has shown that he is a versatile team player.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Keith Moon
4 of 30The Cavs season was depressing. The departure of James and the incredibly long losing streak cast a pall over the season. The Cavs need someone who can make basketball fun again.
Being the inspiration for the Muppet Animal, Keith Moon is one of the craziest characters in rock n' roll history.
Toronto Raptors: Neil Young
5 of 30The Raptors have always had to contend with the fact that they are a small market team in Canada. The departures of Vince Carter, Tracy MacGrady, and Chris Bosh have left Torontoans questioning their superstar's loyalties.
Canadian Neil Young would provide stability and the Raptors would not have to worry about him fleeing to play with a Southern Man.
Washington Wizards: Keith Richards
6 of 30The Wizards already have a Mick Jagger-esque leading man in John Wall. The Wizards need a solid number two to play the riffs as Wall's Dougie. With nearly 50 years experience playing for the "Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World" Keith Richards would be an extremely capable partner.
He could also play the role of enforcer.
Sacramento Kings: Bono
7 of 30The young Kings are in need of some serious maturity.
Bono, the Boy Scout of rock music, could provide some much needed guidance for this team.
Detroit Pistons: Brian May
8 of 30Detroit has become lost with a series of uninspiring veterans over the past few years (Iverson, Macgrady).
The Pistons need a genius to get back in the hunt.
With a doctorate in Astrophysics and extraordinary rock pedigree, May has the intelligence to put the Pistons back together.
Charlotte Bobcats: Jimmy Page
9 of 30The Bobcats are in need of an inside scorer.
Jimmy Page is one of the most dominating guitarists of all time and his double necked Gibson provides an extra intimidation factor.
Milwaukee Bucks: Geddy Lee
10 of 30
The Milwaukee Bucks have two pieces of the Holy Triumvirate already in place with Brandon Jennings and Andrew Bogut (not quite The Big Three, but talented nonetheless).
With Lee's thundering bass and piping hot vocals, he would be a perfect compliment to Milwaukee's basketball team.
Golden State Warriors: George Harrison
11 of 30The Warriors have a nice Lennon-McCartney thing going on with Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry. The "Quiet Beatle" could provide some needed interior scoring for the Warriors front court, although David Lee might not like the Ringo comparisons.
Utah Jazz: Billy Gibbons
12 of 30
The Jazz need some help with their interior defense. Gibbons, with a car named "The Eliminator", would be perfect.
Phoenix Suns: Sammy Hagar
13 of 30
The main components of the Suns—Steve Nash, Vince Carter, and Grant Hill—are starting to show their age. The Suns franchise is in need of some new blood to get back in to the playoffs.
Hagar, no stranger to situations in a flux, could help push the Suns brand back in to contention.
Houston Rockets: Steven Tyler
14 of 30
Lead singer, American Idol judge, fashion icon. Steven Tyler would be a versitile contributor to any team.
He also brings personality to the Rockets team that is looking to define itself in a possible post-Yao era.
Indiana Pacers: Tom Petty
15 of 30
The Pacers lacked someone who could contribute in the fourth quarter for them. Tom Petty might not be the flashiest name in rock, but you know what you're getting with him.
He's fun, a great performer, and always has the fans' interest in mind.
Philadelphia 76ers: Ozzy Osborne
16 of 30
The Sixers are in need of a big man and Ozzy is arguable the biggest name in 80s metal.
A steal this late in the draft.
New York Knicks: Neil Diamond
17 of 30
Diamond, while not always taken seriously by rock critics (it took him until 2011 to get inducted in to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame), is a consistent performer. Conistency is something that the Knicks lacked in this year's playoffs. He has 37 top 40 hits and sold over 75 million albums world wide.
Even though fans from Beantown might not want to hear this, the "Sweet Caroline" singer might relish playing in his hometown of New York.
Washington Wizards: James Brown
18 of 30"The Hardest Working Man in Show Business" could create quite the one-two punch with John Wall.
The pre-game dance off's would be legendary.
Charlotte Bobcats: Gene Simmons
19 of 30
Scouts are impressed with Simmons' Chamberlain-like credentials.
Minnesota Timberwolves: Prince
20 of 30The Timberwolves would love some homegrown talent.
But would Prince's ego be good for the young Minnesota team? At 5'2" he might only be able to contribute at point guard (so, naturally David Kahn would love him).
However, according to this video, he might be the biggest steal of the draft.
Portland Trailblazers: Bob Dylan
21 of 30The Trailblazers are in need of someone who can consistently stay healthy. Even at age 70, Dylan shows no signs of stopping his "Never Ending Tour".
But do you think he would fall this far?
Denver Nuggets: Roger Waters
22 of 30Pink Floyd has always been popular, but the average person probably couldn't tell you a member of the band.
Sort of like the Denver Nuggets post-Melo, they have been successful without a flashy superstar.
Waters, the genius behind the albums Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall does not get enough credit for his brilliance.
Houston Rockets: Jerry Garcia
23 of 30I'd just like to see him try and play basketball.
Oklahoma City Thunder: Huey Lewis
24 of 30
Go ahead and mock this pick. The Thunder have made a living out of drafting well and Huey Lewis is genius.
He went to Cornell and got 800 on his Math SAT's.
Boston Celtics: Justin Bieber
25 of 30
With the Big Three slowly fading in to the sunset, the Celtics need to get younger, fast.
Biebs is the answer.
Dallas Mavericks: Klaus Meine (The Scorpians)
26 of 30The first true Euro talent (outside of England) selected.
Dirk 'The German Shepard' Nowtizki would love to play with a fellow countryman.
New Jersey Nets: Sly Stone
27 of 30The Nets need a flashy counterpart for Deron Williams in order to keep him around. The inventor of modern funk would surely thrive with the on-coming move to Brooklyn.
The post game concerts with Jay-Z would be awesome.
Chicago Bulls: Billy Joel
28 of 30The Bulls already have a talented line up in place with Derrick Rose, Carlos Boozer, and Joakim Noah.
The only other thing the might need is a piano man.
San Antonio Spurs: John Entwistle
29 of 30The Spurs are cursed with their 'boring' stereotype. However, they always seem to be successful (except for this year's playoffs). Entwistle was known as the quiet member of The Who and no one ever dissed his bass playing.
He seems perfect for the Poppovich system.
Chicago Bulls: Charlie Watts
30 of 30
Outside of Mick and Keith, Charlie has been the quiet, consistent role player for the Stones. He always also seems to get the most applause and would compliment the flashy Derrick Rose well.





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