Super Geek vs. Super Weak

TrainRex or Peyton?

Super Geek vs. Super Weak. 

You dont have to tell Bears fans they have a glaring problem with their squad.  They know.  They don't care though.  They are 15-3, heading to the Super Bowl and pretending to love TrainRex all the way up until Randy Jackson flips the coin.  Then it gets interesting.  Do they get Rex "I dropped acid during the state finals game my senior year and still won" Grossman or do they get "I had a really sweet argyle sweater vest I was planning to wear on New Year's Eve" Rexy?  The reality is, Da Bears wrote TrainRex off weeks ago.  They know that it wasn't Rex who got them to 15 wins in 18 games; it was the power ground game, the spitfire D, and special teams from the Gods.  Their gameplan actually includes points given to accommodate TRex. 

Then, you got my favorite lovable coon-hound, Peyton.  Just thinkin' of the days when Peyton, Coop, and Eli used to throw the pill around in the backyard all but drives me to the store for some Capri Suns and Fig Newtons.  The Dadgummit Devil finally has his shot at winning one for the Dorkside of the Force.  He can finally introduce an ounce of greatness into the most overrated "pedigree" in all of sports.  Of course he will be throwing wobbling laser beams and running around like his oversized head is too top-heavy...but that is the beauty of Peyyy-N! 

So you see, both of these pasties have flaws in the game, they don't look like Tom, lead like...well...Tom, and perform under pressure like.....oh F it!  They are not Tom Brady, but I can sure as hell relate to each of them and actually believe for once:

I have enough to be a Super Bowl Champion!