The Terrible Ten Of College Footbal: Week Six

1] Syracuse Orange (1-5)

Idle outfoxed Syracuse Head Coach Greg Robinson and his demoralized Orange and stormed to a 2-0 shut out in front of an empty Carrier Dome. Postgame, Syracuse AD Dismal Daryle Gross whined that his lacrosse team is good and Idle has an up and coming football program.

2] Rutgers Scarlett Knights (1-4)

After losing its 14th straight game to the West Virginia Mountaineers, Rutgers realized that it's bowl season will be spent under the boardwalk in the inaugural Atlantic City polluted "Ocean Bowl."

3] The Washingtons (1-10)

Ty Willingham's Washington Huskies have been outscored 96-210 while going 0-5 this year. Washington State's Head Coach Paul Woof Woof Wulff is a bit better, only being beaten down, 102-205. Seattle Seahags Head Coach Mike Holmgren's decided to join the Evergreen State Square Dance and flop against the Giants.

4] SMUAB (2-10)

UTEP kicked June Jones to the curb after their whipping against Southern Mississippi, but the Mustangs found a corral in Alabama. Neil Cab Callaway's  Blazers of 'Bama  welcomed the company in the Terrible Ten.

5] [Tie] Tennessee Volunteers and Mississippi State Bulldogs [3-7]

The Vols squeaking by the Northern Illinois Huskies, 13-9, is not enough to save Phil Fulmer's job or break up this offense-less train-wreck of an SEC tandem.

6] Idaho Vandals [1-5]

After losing 49 -14 to the Nevada Wolf Pack, Idaho Head Coach Robb Akey said “Sometimes you say the word frustrated, you say disappointed and people think you’re losing hope and I’m not.”

Then he finished his fifth of Rebel Yell and began to laugh like Vincent Price playing a doomed mad scientist in the old Hammer horror flicks.

7] San Diego State Aztec  [1-5]

After losing 41-7 to the TCU Horned Froggies Aztec Coach Chuckles Longs said "We're back to the drawing board this week," Then he screeched his fingers down the drawing black board and screamed this is what my brain feels like.

8] The Ohios [4-18]

The Ohio Bobcats, Kent State Golden Flashes, Toledo Green Wave, and the Miami-Ohio Redhawks have been a horrible 4-18. But brew in the Browns and the Cincinnati Bungles, and stir with Ohio State's annual big game choke and Ohioans might wish the whole football playing parts of the state were dumped in the lake.

But what if that vile toxic bile floats and mingles foully with the dire Detroit Lions? Imagine the foul football brew spewing across the land if they somehow mixed?

9] North Texas Mean Green [0-5]

 The Green Meanies have been outscored 261-65 so far this sad season. Hope lives for back-to-back games with the losing Lou's of Louisiana loom.

The Louisiana Jimmy Monroe Warhawks and the Louisiana and the Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Lafayette Ragin Cajuns.

The lovely Lou's have three wins between them, but one game was when the French Lou whipped the other wimpier Jimmy Lou.

10} Nebraska Cornhuskers [3-2]

Once Bo's Blackshirt bullies played the big boys it was beaten back into their Husker heads just how bad they still are.