Chick Clicks: Brought to You by Um…This

Yeah…that’s Hollis Thomas decked out in the hottest SpongeBob gear. (Somewhere Tim Gunn is shedding one sorrowful soldier’s tear.) Apparently Thomas’ passion for porous goes well beyond disturbing fashion statements. According to a tipster at Baller Alert, Hollis lives, eats, sleeps, and breathes all things Bikini Bottom…which oddly enough is even kinkier than it sounds.

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“This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets,rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!!…You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebobgame on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.”

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I find myself torn between finding this undeniably cute or incredibly creepy. On second thought, I’m gonna go ahead and take “creepy” for the block.

And now, your game day Chick Clicks.

New Orleans rap star Lil Wayne is putting his lollipops down to join the world of sports blogging. And he wastes no time dissing the Saints. (ESPN The Mag)

Nola Chick explains “The Chicks” to the boys (About 30 minutes in). (Fantasy Sports Group)

Piss off Jets fans and vote Drew Breezy the Air player of the week. (NFL)

Eagles Chick has a broken wing…and she’s not afraid to use it. (Snarkin’ in the NFL)

NFL Power Rankings, without the “experts” getting in the way. (Hakim Drops the Ball)

Why The Chicks have no qualms constantly mentioning the hotness of certain NFL players… (CSC)

Awesome eBay find of the week. (eBay)