Dear Scott Linehan: Leave St. Louis Before You Embarrass Us Any Further?

To: Scott Linehan, Head Schmuck, St. Louis Rams

From: Ron Johnson on behalf of the Faithful St. Louis Rams Fans

RE: Your Resignation/Career Suicide Decision Making

Dear Mr. Linehan (Or Mrs. Linehan),

I remember the days that it was more than just great to wear the Rams colors. It was fantastic. After the Rams won the Super Bowl a few years ago, everyone in St. Louis rioted till the early morning hours. We were happy because our city finally had something to cheer about. The Cards couldn't get out of second gear and The Blues were...well let's just leave that one alone for a while.

But in just two games, you've made us feel like the old school Cincinnati Bengals and new school Detroit Lions. If you don't get what we're saying, pay attention.

One lifetime ago, the St. Louis Rams were called, "The Greatest Show on Turf." Now we're considered one of the biggest jokes in professional football. In two games, you couldn't get our offense out of first gear, and we watched and cursed as our beloved Rams got treated like a two dollar whore, much to the delight of Donovan McNabb and Eli Manning.

We watched as Isaac Bruce was sent to the enemy. We watched as you destroyed our team in record time. We watched as you spat on the name of our departed owner Georgia Frontiere. And what did you say to all of this?

"We are still a work in progress. It takes time to get to better."

How the hell can you call us a work in progress? We were already good. All you had to do is put the missing pieces in and bring us another Super Bowl victory. But what did you do? You went out and got an older Dante Hall who is getting outran by an senior citizen on a hoverround. You let a legend of the organization walk away and join San Francisco. You have us wearing paper bags in our own dome.

The new owners may not be saying it yet, but the fans sure as hell are. We want you out. We want you gone. We have a better chance of having Rick Moranis or Ed O'Neill coach our team than have you dig our grave even deeper. It's clear that the two "celebrities" in St. Louis, namely you and Tony LaRussa, have done nothing to show your appreciation for our city giving you a chance to prove yourselves.

So if you two want to commit career suicide, then go do it in Cincinnati where they don't care about their teams or their players. Go do it in Seattle or New York where it really is all about the money and money truly talks. Go to some other state or country and destroy their hopes of success. In all honesty, we no longer need you there. We just might call Spurrier back up and tell him to give us at least one win.

We don't like to be in the same sentence as Miami. And right now, we are. So on behalf of the Rams Fans (Those who are true to their team), we accept your resignation from our team. We don't wish you the best in your future endeavors, and we hope that if some team is dumb enough to actually pick you up, we get to open up a can of whoop ass on you to show our "appreciation" for your stupidity.

I restate my previous demand: LEAVE...OR WE'LL JEER YOU ALL THE WAY OUT OF TOWN!

With Gridiron Regards,

Ron Johnson and the Fans of The St. Louis Rams