X Fan's week 2 NFL rankings

From now on, I'll be giving a weekly NFL ranking while giving teams some needed advices, comments, and sarcasm. This week is gaffe week. From fumbles to tumbles to "backward passes", it made an exceptionally entertaining week of play. Look for your favorite team in the rankings and tell me why your team deserved a higher spot.

1) NY Giants (2-0), "Grab life by the Horns," quote the giant.

2) Green Bay Packers (2-0), Brett Favre, anyone?

3) New England Patriots (2-0), As of right now, he's the King of the Cassel.

4) Tennessee Titans (2-0), 17 points in 2 games? Is this defense good or what?

5) Dallas Cowboys (2-0), Hey Romo, could you pass it to someone else for as change?

6) Buffalo Bills (2-0), Is anyone still doubting Trent Edwards?

7) Pittsburgh Steelers(2-0), Add separated shoulder to the list of things not bothering Big Ben.

8) Denver Broncos(2-0) Ed Houchili :"Penalty, 12 men on the field! Offense. No yard penalty, replay fumble."

9) Carolina Panthers (2-0), Anyone notice Steve Smith is gone?

10) Arizona Cardinals (2-0), How must Matt Leinart be feeling right now?

11) NY Jets (1-1), Miami? Check, New England? Nah, San Diego? Oh will they be angry!

12) Indianapolis Colts (1-1) Peyton Manning, "Hey, Blame it on the O-Line!" We will, for now.

13) San Diego Chargers (0-2), "We gotta start paying the ref....what do you want? Cash? Check? Beer? Women? Men...?"

14) San Francisco 49ers (1-1), Hey Alex Smith, how's the view?

15) Baltimore Ravens(1-0), Show us some of dat defense, this week.

16) Philadelphia Eagles(1-1), Hey Desean, what were you trying to do, pull a Leon Lett?

17) New Orleans Saints (1-1), How's your 28th ranked defense doing? Ready for the Broncos?

18) Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2), Is it just me or does the Jags not remotely resemble the team of last season?

19) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1), I'm sorry, can anyone get me up to date as to who the starting QB is in Tampa?

20) Washington Redskins (1-1), Hey Chris, how "revealing" will your defense be against Arizona?

21) Chicago Bears (1-1), Is Forte the next Peterson?

22) Minnesota Vikings (0-2), So Jared, how ya like the pressure now?

23) Atlanta Falcons (1-1), Where art thou (and your 200 yards rushing), Michael Turner?

24) Houston Texans (0-1), Whew, thank god for Ike. Everybody go home and hide.

25) Oakland Raiders (1-1), Raider fans, please cherish this win.

26) Detroit Lions (0-2), Detroit 0 and 2 again? What a shocker!!

27) Seattle Seahawks (0-2), Seattle 0 and 2? Now that's a REAL shocker!!

28) Miami Dolphins (0-2), So what's it gonna be? Chad, or...Chad?

29) Cleveland Browns (0-2), Quinn, get your shoulder pads ready.

30) Cincinnati Bengals (0-2), How bad was this team supposed to be? And how bad are they now?

31) St. Louis Rams (0-2), "Bulger is not a pinata," quote Rams O-lineman. Really...?

32) Kansas City Chiefs (0-2), Anyone who lose big to the RAIDERS doesn't deserve to play, period.