Big 12 Genie- Week 2

Thanks to ATM last week for effing up the B12 Genie. Even my Magic 8-ball couldn't see the Sherminator shitting the bed in that one. I'll get the 8-ball out of a moving box for this week's picks.

Nebraska 56 San Jose State 18
Nebraska with another WAC-packer. Ganz will throw for about a gazillion yards and the 72nd/Dodge party will exclaim "Order Restored" over such powers as Western Michigan and SJSU.

Kansas State 35 Montana State 13
Does Montana have any junior colleges that Ron Prince can raid after this game? Note to Ron- better get those wins in before conference season because they will be as scarce as a Mama's Family marathon.

Oklahoma 42 Cincinnati 18
Oklahoma is the best team in the B12 right now. With that said, don't sleep on Cincy. Brian Kelly's Bearcats are coming to Norman to win, not to collect a check like Nic Cage does now with these shitty movies. Oklahoma should win big, but this could be a huge upset.

Kansas 42 Louisiana Tech 9
LaTech's uni's are hideous. Almost as ugly as that tranny on America's Next Top Model...not that I'm into fashion or gay MTV shows. Terry Bradshaw could still start at LaTech and he's about 70yrs old. kU, have another cupcake. At least it's a FBS team though.

Colorado 52 Eastern Washington 0
Eastern Washington is a sweet part of the country. They should have stayed there instead of going to Boulder for this destruction. I haven't seen a beat down this bad since my mom served up some cold meatloaf to my dad when I was 9. It was like this game; over before it began.

New Mexico 24 Texas A&M 17
How low has ATM stooped to have to travel to New Mexico to get embarrassed? Gallup gets to party like it's 1993, which they think it currently is. ATM may lose to Baylor this year.

Iowa State 35 Kent State 21
Kent State with the win? Not this year. Fightin' Chiziks are on a mission to not get beat by a MAC team this year. Victory!!!

Baylor 35 Northwestern State 10
Gimp fight! I'd rather watch the hot broad from Mythbusters try out some vacuum sealing thing than watch this game. It's like two special ed kids fighting in junior high; you're interested until someone's helmet comes off, then you're done.

Oklahoma State 32 Houston 7
Kevin Kolb will kill the Pokes with...oh...wait...Kevin Kolb plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, with that said, Okie State rolls.

Texas Tech 48 Nevada 13
Is Nevada for realz? They get TT this week, and Mizzou next. And how does Tech sign off to go to Reno? Jebus. How ever bad Tech smokes Nevada, add on another seven points and that's Mizzou's score next week in Columbia against the Pack.

Texas 60 UTEP 7
Mike Price hits the skin clubs before the fourth quarter in this one. Mack Brown's biggest problem is getting carjacked in El Paso. Colt McCoy gets the hook and John "Don't Call Me Jackie Chiles" Childs gets to hustle for another 100+ yards passing.