SEC November 6th Predictions: Larry's Losers in The SEC

Well folks, here we are at 58-10, and we drop a point to just over 83% correct for the season. Doggone it, no offense intended Bacardi, but your dog instincts saying your Georgia Bulldog brothers would pull out a win against Florida was our only miss of the week.

So no more doggie instincts on this week's picks, we're sticking to the cold facts and the warm smart cookies that just came out of the oven. Get those stat sheets out, dog, and let's get to conferrin' the good, bad and the losers.

Alabama at LSU—Nick Saban sanders back down to the Bayou for a little hello to old friends and, oh yes, a pack of pachyderms to pummel the people in yellow and purple.

Les Miles is layin' an ambush, and plans on biting and scratching the big beasts with that rock 'em sock 'em defense, and sneaking in enough scoring to plays to pull off the upset.

And while Nick Saban harbors warm feelings for LSU, he ain't their coach no more, but after this game, he'll still be their daddy!

Larry's Loser—LSU

Arkansas at South Carolina—This is easily one of the toughest to pick this week. Bobby Petrino brings his heavenly hogs to South Carolina to see if he fill the pig trough with chicken dinners and cement the SEC West's claim to being the power division.

But the Old Ball Coach says just because his balls are old doesn't mean they can't bounce his way from time to time, especially with a defense like this that he can throw against a high powered offense.

Usually a good defense beats a good offense, but Arkansas can be a great offense, not just good, and in this one, we have to give the nod to that offense.

Larry's Loser—South Carolina

UT Chattanooga at Auburn—Come on ladies and gentlemen, do we really have to give a reason why Auburn will beat this team like a heavyweight champion taking on the Sunny Skies Nursing Home champion?

Bacardi and I wouldn't be surprised to see Gene Chizik let a cheerleader and tuba player score a touchdown or two in this one.

Larry's Loser—UT Chattanooga

University of Louisiana at Lafayette at Ole Miss

Can the Ragin' Cajuns from mid-state Louisiana waltz in and steal a win like little Jacksonville State did against an SEC team that's down on the ropes?

If Houston wants to keep his Nutts at Ole Miss, he had better not let that happen.

If anybody can drop one of these games against a much lesser opponent, it's Ole Miss this year, but Bacardi and I both think that this week they won't let it happen.

Larry's Loser—U of L at Lafayette

Florida at Vanderbilt - Urban Meyer moseys migrating large lizards up North to face a ship-load of Commodores on their home waters, and hopes to chew a hole in their boat and feed his reptiles before heading back South.

Bobby's boys are gonna find out that life jackets won't do them much good while their legs are left dangling in the water after the waters come over the decks.

Ship happens, and when the ship goes down Saturday, it'll just be another SEC game for Vanderbilt.

Larry's Loser - Vanderbilt

Idaho State at Georgia—The Vandals, yes, that's their name, come between the hedges to see what they can Vandalize, but these Bulldogs aren't asleep in the doghouse, and that won't be good for the Vandals.

Last week these dogs got spanked, and a few are still digesting deep in Gator bellies this week, so they're out to show that these pooches can still punch in an un-poodle-y manner.

Mark Richt needs some raw red meat to throw to the Dogs as well as the fans, and this might be just the week to do it.

Larry's Loser—Idaho State

Tennessee at Memphis—Derek Dooley dawdles down to Memphis with Old Smokey in tow to try and sniff out a rare win this year by flushing out some Tigers so his hillbilly hit men can mark a few musket balls in the Memphis felines.

Derek Dooley needs another loss like Les Miles needs more corn dog cologne, and the Men from Memphis have some former SEC coaches that know that a struggling group of Volunteers could be ripe for the ripping.

This could be a closer game than most think, but in the end, the mountain musket men maintain SEC pride by bringing home a Tiger pelt for the fireplace.

Larry's Loser—Memphis

So that's it for this week folks, Bacardi throw these sheets away and get next week's going. We need to finish this season in style to work back up to an A.

While you're waiting for Saturday's contests, remember, everybody wants to win, nobody aims to lose, picking winners can give you the blues, so tune in here and use the losers we choose.