Red Card The Vuvuzela

The 2010 World Cup kicked off with a bang – or should I say – a curious, cacophonous chorus of South African vuvuzela.

Vu-vu-ze-what you might be asking.

No, vu-vu-ze-la, as in the Setswana name for a plastic three foot long noisemaking horn (emphasis on obnoxious noisemaking - like that of an ADHD kid juiced up on Mountain Dew) favored by South African soccer fans.

The vuvuzela vaulted into international popularity as soon as the oft maligned new Adidas soccer ball got kicked around the pitch in Johannesburg during this weekend’s opening game between host South Africa and Mexico.  

However, the initially revered, but now increasingly embattled vuvuzela may be Red Carded sooner than you think based on the overwhelming reaction of a disgruntled international ESPN television audience.

Day 1 of ESPN’s television coverage witnessed intrigued viewers from around the globe immediately enraptured by the discordant din of these cheap plastic trumpets.

Day 2 television coverage showed a surprising shift in opinion as World Cup watchers warily became more aware of the dissonant and disturbing drone of the reverberating vuvuzela trumpets.

On Day 3, however, viewers of ESPN’s television coverage voiced cries of victimization by the vile vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm of these never ending vuvuzela.

Once Day 4 coverage continues tomorrow, will FIFA muzzle these maddening monotone South African music makers which sound like a swarming locusts or angry bees in a very large hive?

OK, FIFA, if you really give a Desmund Tutu, let’s ban the vuvuzela from stadiums during the remaining World Cup 2010 matches. Let us enjoy world class ESPN World Cup soccer coverage without the low class, dreadful din of these hideous horns.

Yes, FIFA, it’s time to Red Card the vuvuzela!

MIKE - thee American made voice on sports!