Hi, some of you know me, but some may not. I'm sure my profile will get plenty of hits after this one.
I play pretty good golf, especially for my age, and some steel in portions of my right leg.
I have rescued lots of dogs and it requires kennels, dog food, vet care and so on.
I handle all this pretty well on a day-to-day basis, but I could really use a better place on my land, and better, nicer kennels for the dogs .
I challenge Roger Federer to 18 holes of golf, from the tee's associated with our age, and current handicap. I will only require he gets me a nicer place and helps me out rebuilding the kennels after I kick his butt.
If I happen to lose, which is highly doubtful as I will rise up to his golfing level with no problem, I will write 25 articles about anything Roger wants me to write about.
As for Mr. Woods, I can whip Tiger in tennis, no problem. I played on the high school tennis team, and did not reach my full athletic ability until later.
He will not be able to return my Bobby Riggs like trick shots, spins, lobs, and a cut backhand I got from watching Mr. Federer, that will destroy his will.
My serves will baffle him as he tries to hit balls that are actually moving.
I don't think he could handle my mind game as well. Tiger leaves me much ammo, ha!
After I beat both of them, they may chip in together to help me out. No problema!
Yes, i am bi-lingual as well.
After I humble both of these players at my favorite sports, I will play each of them at basketball, one-on-one, double or nothing on our bet.
Then after those two games, they will be building me a nice spread. Bet me!
Please read all my articles as this a ploy to gather more fans of mine as I write about the PGA Tour and the NFL.
But still, I know I could beat both of them, especially one-on-one. Tennis against Tiger might be a crap shoot, but I 'll take Federer down.
Call me, guys. Schedule is wide open.