Scenes We Like to See
"What a football manager wouldnt say in the post game interview"
Arsene Wenger: "i saw it"
Brian Laws: "We've earned a vital three points."
Fergie: Nothing because he's camera shy.
Alex Ferguson, "We deserved to lose and im sorry i tried to hide in the toilet".
Brian Laws: 'I'm happy to have started with Chris Eagles on the right'
Sir Alex Ferguson: We deserved to lose
Alex Ferguson: The referee had a great game............I've no complaints"
Big Sam Allerdyce: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Rafa... ok guys i screwed up, we won't make the top 4 this season
Neil Warnock: It was my fault.
Harry Redknapp... I'd like to apologies to fans of Portsmouth for my endless lies and total disregard for your football club."
Martin O'Nearly... It wasn't the pitch, the referee, the linesman, the fans booing or even the tea lady's fault... we were just carp
EVERY MANAGER: Shouldn't Torres be playing in the Women's League?
Avram Grant -we weren't unlucky,they deserved to win,and everyone hasn't got it in for us!
Pulis - "I have here a cyanide pill, which I'm saving for the day Delap breaks his arm."
'Arry - "Someone's dropped a tenner, so I'm going to do the decent thing and hand it into lost property, excuse me."
