An Arsenal Title? Stranger Things Have Happened

Alright lads. Buckload of work to do today. I'm a little tired cause I slept in the hospital last night. Lady friend was extremely sick ya see. Slept on a smelly sofa ya see. Had a couple of beers ya see. And that was after rocking out for my third solo gig. Well, more like second and a half. (The gig on Saturday didn´t really go as well as planned.)

So that's the roundabout way of saying I'm fooking fooked, and I´m wrecked, and today's blog will be shit. The reasons for said shitness are twofold 1) I'm fooked and 2) I'm wrecked...but seriously 3) THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF ARSENAL.

Ashley Cole

So the "best left back in the world" is out for three months. Which is excellent. Excellent for everyone really. Except for England, Chelsea, and the Tweedy's. All of them are furious. The rest of the world are delighted. Over the fooking moon.

Poor guy might miss the World Cup. He's an athlete so I reckon he'll be back in a couple of months and have about five weeks to get ready for EL MUNDIAL. Which I´m going to.

Football is good.

Song

Mr. Music hurt his knee. Not badly, but a sneaky strain. Good thing we don´t have any football this weekend, cause of the whole losing 1-3 to Stoke Shitty thingy.

I reckon Denilson will be back in the DM role unless Wenger wants to shift Diaby back there and bring in my new second favorite young most improved player of the season: Aaron Ramsey.

Some dude on Facebook asked if moving Vermaelen in there would be a viable option. I know we like our position swapping more than the authors of Karma Sutra.

Nasri

He's got a concussion which sucks balls, or probably more fittingly is a real HEADACHE! (See what I did there...Rubbish I know.)

Anyway he was lively against the Poo' and it was sad he had to come off, then again TR7 set up that sexy Diaby header so good shhhhhhhhhhtuff Tommy.

NB - Someone tried to compare the signing of Aquaman for Liverpool to our signing of Rosicky yesterday. Wow...Liverpool fans have gotten really desperate now. That is seriously clutching at straws.

A player who has played 13 seconds for Liverpool compared to a player who was nominated for European Player of the Year...Well it´s a toss up. I think I´ll go with the guy who can´t finish a full match, but can play football UNDERWATER !

Title hopes

You all know how Wednesday went. Doesn't it feel good to win a game and have your rivals lose and then have a whole weekend to bask in the beautiful glory of said victories and demolitions.

I posted on Facebook earlier this week what the sound effects of said pleasure might feel like: I think I did it justice.

Read away.

Anyway going to rob a concept from JamRockRover today and post a little YouTube video which sums up out title hopes this 2009-2010 season. The title track from the Foo Fighters Stranger Things Have Happened.