MMA Action Figures of Georges St. Pierre and Gina Carano (Shhh! It's a Secret!)

Watching my four year old grandson pile-drive or suplex his Spiderman stuffed toy while playing his version of MMA is a lot of fun.

Most children like to emulate their special sports hero's best moments in the sport, and Trevor is no exception.

Grandma Dee is a little concerned for the involvement of Spiderman in an MMA match-up of this sort and wishes for more realistic opponents for the little guy.

So if Gr. Dee can find a way to do it, she will make two prototype dolls to test on her grandchildren.

Georges St. Pierre and Gina Carano would be the most natural choices, as each one is an outstanding example of the sport's best.

The articulated action figures would have to have all the bulges of their gender covered with a dark permanent paint, because grandma is not a pervert, but does value realism and accuracy.

George would have no, or a minimal stubble of hair on his head (this is why Trevor gets his hair buzzed, after all), and Gina would have the sleek, beautiful black blunt "Natasha" hair style, comb-able of course, just like her Red Alert :3  persona.

Both would be vocalized.  Gina to say "Ready!". . ."Hi, I'm Crush on American Gladiators.". . ." I am Conviction a real life woman MMA fighter!"  And Georges would say all the Georges-isms he is famous for, such as "Ah am not impressed by 'is performance!". . ."then ah 'it 'im in 'is 'ead," for starters.

Perhaps the greatest thing about these two is that just like their human counterparts they would be approachable and considerate of the kids' other articulated figures.

After fighting with Trevor, the figures could be used by my granddaughters to demonstrate "gogoplattas" to the Ken, Barbie, and GI Joe crowd that we have accumulated over the years. 

Barbie could go shopping for chic workout clothes and lunch with Gina at KFC and then meet Georges so they could work out at one of the best gyms.

Barbie needs a lot of work to muscle up her arms and legs and gain definition in her glutes and abs, so this would be a beneficial alliance for her. 

And think how popular the new "fit" Barbie will be when she joins Georges at "the Guys' Choice Awards", has dinner with him and Gina, then break dances at Georges' favorite hot spot in Montreal! 

I don't know about the rest of you, but obviously Grandma Dee is just itching to develop these prototypes and introduce them into the next make believe MMA extravaganza with the grand kids. 

OK, Trevor, I'm almost done.  It's your turn next!