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Arkansas: The Razorback Has Got Your Back

Razorback ExpatsJun 16, 2008

Whoโ€™s Got Your Back? We here at RazorbackExpats are no strangers to bar fights; if itโ€™s Saturday night, chances are that weโ€™re in a scrap at the local watering hole. So we took particular interest in this column by the Sporting Newsโ€™ Spencer Hall (a.k.a. as Oscar Swindle of Every Day Should Be Saturday). In the piece, Hall lists the college mascots youโ€™d want on your side in a bar fight and those you wouldnโ€™t.

Coming in at No. 2 on the list of those youโ€™d want on your side: the Arkansas Razorback. Says Hall: โ€œRazorbacks can weigh upwards of 500 pounds and are stone cold killing machines with knives in their mouths, incredible stamina and a bloodlust a highway killer would call โ€˜impressive.โ€™

Ragnar, a former Arkansas Razorback mascot, escaped once and killed seven rattlesnakes, a 450-pound domestic hog and a coyote before being captured.

You want the Razorback on your side in a fight if only to keep him from being on the other side. Bonus: He has an extremely low center of gravity and can be eaten if killed in combat.โ€

And whoโ€™s no. 1? Mike VI, the LSU Tiger. But as occasional contributor and frequent commenter J Hawg 3 notes in his e-mail alerting us to the piece: โ€œYeah, baby, but who has The Boot?โ€

Much as we dislike certain things about the Lakers, this guy makes it impossible to root against them.