Rush Limbaugh Rammed: Don't Take It So Hard

You want a little bit - once in a while
Come on and get a bit

You shouldn't take it so hard - Yeah
You shouldn't take it
You shouldn't take it so hard - Yeah

Take a look around you - Tell me, what do you see
People with little bits
Try, tryin' to smile
Most of what you've gotten is free - Yeah

You shouldn't take it so hard - Yeah
You shouldn't take it
You shouldn't take it so hard - Yeah

Keith Richard and the Expensive Winos Take It So Hard

Poor Rush is ranting and raving rabidly about plots and counter plots directed at him by liberals, leftist, and their unpatriotic ilk.

All he needs is Richard Burton to pop on his radio show in his Where Eagles Dare Wehrmacht outfit and coldly say "I've uncovered a plot to kill the fuhrer!"

Limbaugh is on the loose. Plots are everywhere!

Rush is riled.

Rush is rambling and rolling, hell Rush might even start yodeling if he thinks that could get him more attention.

The routed Rush Ram bid was all about attention, what better wave to ride then the NFL's monster publicity machine, but it seems the quick rejection hit the big boy hard in his ample belly.

Rush looks hurt.

Genuinely, Joe Frazier left hook to the liver, hurt.

Rush looks roasted tonight he'll likely toasted.

Sure Rush knows his Ram run was to keep his chubby face in the sun. Like Springsteen sang Rush was revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

And Rush wanted make money, of course, who does not?

But every clown needs a circus.

Perhaps "The Right and Rush: Rammed by the Rams" will be his next book?  Rush knows the spotlight will cause more listeners to tune into his traveling babbling talk show.

With Rush, and the NFL, its always all about the green backs. 

And that was the final reason Rush was bum rushed. The NFL is a business and the owners, mostly Republicans, think Rush is bad for business.

It wasn't Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NFL players, deranged bloggers or television talking heads that routed Rush it was the owners who found Limbaugh to insufferable to hang out with.

It must hurt knowing that Jerry Jones, despite all your bucks, doesn't dig you diito head. Perhaps Jerry thinks your crass and perhaps a bit of an ass.

And that's the guy that fired Jimmy Johnson while smashed in a hotel bar long after midnight and paid Michael Irvin millions.

its hard to crasser then the Cowboys and Jerry World but somehow Rush did it.

The Hunts, old, oil money from the John Birch far, far right, do not want to hang with Rush.

No partying on Paul Allen's yacht or jiving the joys Lebensraum with the Fords for the big boy babbler.

The big boy seems mad like a lad that lost a toy.

But Ralph Wilson did not need a Rush at ninety one.

And somewhere in a dark bar in Dublin a Rooney buys a round of Harp.

The owners are respectable even if some of them became respectable in ways Noah Cross, quotes below, would enjoy.

"Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough." Noah Cross in Chinatown.

Some of the owners might be Bidwell bat turd crazy but they did not want rabid Rush in their exclusive club.

All this on the same day Fergie, Fergalicious Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, was welcomed with opened arms by the NFL owners.

No NFL owners want to lounge with Limbaugh.

Even deranged Daniel Snyder could not sign such a bad free agent with so much big baggage. And he signed Albert Haynesworth.

Daniel Snyder hangs with Tom Cruise and even he finds Rush too creepy to sip scotch with.

Al Davis doesn't dig Rushicious.

But the Bengals Browns can get down.

Fergalicious
(So delicious)

But why whine about being a whipping boy?

Why croon the blues like Hank

“Hear that lonesome whippoorwill? He sounds too blue to fly. The midnight train is whining low, I'm so lonesome I could cry.”

There's no crying in football.

That is unless you are Dick Vermeil or bet the New York Jets on Monday Night in Miami.

But why rant and cry and blame others for your failures, Rush.

Besides it being your money maker, and its great for ratings, why do it?

Sure it takes a big man to cry, and as the great philosopher Jack Handy once said, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man, but its all a bit unseemly.

Maybe that's what Jerry Jones really thinks. Maybe Jerry thinks that Rush is just a bit too unseemly for the NFL

The ultra rich owners did not want Rush in their club because they believe he's bad for business.

So what?

Get over it, or as they say in Zombie Land time to ball up or shut up not blame up.

Maybe Bill Parcells can read Rush that corny man in the mirror poem he reads each time he jumps jobs for more money. Maybe Rush can look at the man in the mirror and not play the blame game.

Ultra rich NFL owners are not at the center of vast left wing conspiracies. The President had nothing to do with it.

It was all business and all Rush.

Better folks then Rush have been turned down trying to buy NFL teams before.

in fact it happened long ago to some of the same old white men that just gave Rush the Nero thumbs sown.

They did not rant and rave, whine on the air waves, and blame everyone but themselves.

No they formed the American Football League.

As Keef, the Stones singer not the television talking head, sang "Don't Take It So Hard."