Larry's Loser's in The SEC: Week Three

The little smart pill had a hiccup last week and missed one prediction thanks to Lame Kiffin's boys who volunteered for another butt whipping courtesy of the Pac 10 Patsies, UCLA.

That lowers the season record to to 15-3 and while that looks good on surface it made me have to sit and tweak the little old smart pill machine. So with all my adjustments made and in place, me and Baccardi the wonder dog are ready to go after week three.

North Texas at Alabama

The Mean Green from North Texas comes to T-Town to gauge whether they're ready for big time football. After failing to put away some Golden Panthers last week till the fourth quarter, Nick Saban's got his boys tryin' to prove that THEY belong in the big time too. Takin' on an angry elephant is not a good way to try and prove your manliness and the Mean Green may leave with another color in the seat of their pants.  Larry's loser - North Texas

Georgia at Arkansas

The dogs trot over to the West end of the SEC for some Arkansas ham bones. Last year this might have been an easy bone run, but this year the dogs have looked a little mangy when goin' out West. Bobby Petrino has been sharpening the tusks on those red razorbacks and they aim to put up quite a fight. And that's just what's gonna happen. Expect a good little battle, but in the end, the dogs get their bone. Larry's loser - Arkansas

West Virginia at Auburn

Gene Chizik is aiming to get the troops from being whore eagles back to War Eagles. So far, it's been a promising start. But now they run into a bunch of Mountaineers who may not can soar like an eagle, but they know how to climb up a mountain to get the height they need. In another evenly matched contest this weekend it's gonna take more than one smart pill to get this one just right, but in the end its the SEC against the Big East and we know how those usually end up. Larry's loser - West Virginia

Tennessee at Florida

The little yeller meets that champion feller in his own backyard. This will be a lesson about mouthing off and messin' with a man when you're a wet behind the ears boy. The Volunteers will be thoroughly chewed up by the Gators and will leave the swamp with little more than their lives. Larry's loser - (like you didn't know) Tennessee

Louisville at Kentucky

The "Battle of the Bluegrass" ain't what it used to be. Just a few years ago Louisville made quite a contest out of it, but lately this version of Tweety and Sylvester goes against the usual outcome you see on Sat'day morning and this time the sly old cats will pluck and roast the bird for dinner.  Larry's loser - Louisville

Louisiana Lafayette and LSU

The Ragin' Cajuns come a calling at their cousins house and look for a little Southern hospitality. They're hopin' to catch them in a little cat nap and sneak a win away an upset. Les Miles may be the crazy cousin, but he knows enough to keep all his kitties from nappin' and once the alarm is sounded, the Cagun's will be running for their lives. Larry's loser - Louisiana Lafayette

Southeastern Louisiana at Ole Miss

There's so many directional school in Cajun land it's hard for the little smart pill machine to keep them all straight, but since they all pretty much stink up a field like a stagnant swamp, you don't have to keep them all that in order. These are the Lions, but they won't roar as loud as the Rebel yells you'll be a hearin' as they pile on the points. Larry's Loser - Southeastern Louisiana

Mississippi State at Vanderbilt

Dan Mullen is havin' a tough time tryin' to paper train these bulldogs, and by that I mean train them to be make it in the winning column in the papers. Bobby Johnson got shot near the waterline last week and is lookin' to seal the leak and get the Commodore's ship sailing back on course for a second straight bowl game. Roll up them papers and smack them dogs, cause they're gonna need some more trainin'. Larry's loser - Mississippi State

Florida Atlantic at South Carolina

This weeks battle of the birds pits the Owls from Florida Atlantic against them South Carolina Gamecocks. Steve Spurrier provided the chicken dinner for Georgia last week and has no intention of feedin' any of these out of state Owls this week. They'll be some flappin' and spurin' but in the end it will be proven that Owls don't belong in a chicken coop.  Larry's loser - FAU

That's all for this week. Baccardi! Fetch my slippers, get me out of here!

With fondest tribute to Leonard “Postoasties” Postero, 1922 - 2001.