Interview With an Average Packer Fan....the Brett Favre Goat Lady.

BR caught up with suddenly notorious Wisconsin resident Janet recently after she was busted at a Minnesota tire shop with a PURPLE DYED #4 GOAT in the trunk of her car.

BR - "Ma'm, can you enlighten football fans on how you ended up in this strange predicament?"

Janet - "Well it were cause that dumbass Sonny (boyfriend) traded the spare tire for a used Aaron Rodgers shirt and a few beers, and dint tell me about it.".

BR - "That's understandable, Janet, but how did you end up with a goat in the trunk of your car?".

Janet - "Well that there is a long story, y'see, we had Billy (the goat) down that at the trailer park tethered up out back to keep the garbage and the grass down, cause Sonny hates to do them sorta chores an the mower bin broke fer a long time now. He's allus sittin on his ass in fronta the T.V. watchin football, anyways.

Then Sonny gets this bright idear for working online from home. Sorta like all them Packer articles he writ, but gettin paid fer it instead. So, he's gonna take pichurs of me an the goat together, y'see, havin carnal relations, an' post them on the Internet and charge pervs to watch.".

BR - "OMG, that is terrible, I'm sorry you had to endure that.".

Janet - "Well, it weren't so bad, akchully. Y'see me 'n Sonny ain't done much a that fer a long time, Sonny mostly likes to watch anyway. So he sez, 'What's yer fantasy, Jan?', to get me real worked up. I allus thought Brett Favre were pretty hot, so I tells Sonny..'gettin it on with Brett Favre'. So Sonny dyes Billy purple, cause Favre gone to them damn Vikings now, and shaves #4 in his sides. Then he puts me in the Lil Bo Peep outfit that Uncle Pete bought me fer my birthday when I turn 16.".

BR - "Oh you poor thing, that is shocking!".

Janet - "Well, Billy smelt a little strong, but no worse than Sonny, an a lot better than Uncle Pete or Granpa fer that matter. Plus he were ready alla time, (y'know what they say about goats), not passed out snorin and fartin on the couch like Sonny was mostly. So, me 'n Billy be goin at it, with Sonny takin pichurs and wankin away, and I started to really like it. I started havin' them there organisms that y'hear about, real earth shudderin' ones. Me screamin' 'Oh,Brett! Brett! Yes, yes!', an Billy sayin' "JahhhhhnaaAAHHHNNEettt! JaaahhhhHHHHnnett!' in that high pitch voice a his with that Wisconsin accent.".

BR - "Are you sure you want to talk about this any more?"

Janet - "Long an' short of it is, I got real attached to Billy, an Sonny started to get jealous, cause I never had any organisms with him, y'know. So things gettin real bad there in the trailer. Sonny weren't too thrilled about havin to sleep on the couch with the springs stickin through, while Billy an me were in bed, an I started gettin worried about what he might do to Billy.

Billy were gettin' a bit kinky hisself from watchin' Sonny, he started to like gettin' tied up when I performed that there felicitation on him. So anyhows, one day after I performed my felicitation on Billy, an he were real relaxed an still tied up, I saw the oppertunity, an' hid him in the trunk an left fer Minnesota to start over a new life kinda like Brett Favre did. It were the true love between me 'n Billy that never was with Sonny. Once me an Billy got set up an on out feet in Minnesota I'd send fer the kids maybe.".

BR - "But fate intervened on the way?"

Janet - "Yeah, it's a sad story, kinda like them there players Mike L. Vicks and Texaco Burlap who had everything to look forward to then lost it all cause of a dumb mistake.".