Adrian Beltre: I Bid Good Day

Adrian Beltre are you a Snoop Dogg fan? 

You like ‘Sippin on gin n’ juice’? 

Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.  Smooth jam for your theme song. 

!#@*% #$%@& !@*&#*^ Balls.  The $64 million man is toughing it out again. 

You tore a testicle!? Not sure what to say about that.

You made it through the rest of the game injured.   

You’re a class act, you show desire by toughing it out for three innings.   I’m happy to have you here. 

If Bill Gates were around he could afford to lend you the $64 million finger. 

You got something against Seattle?! 

You’ll be mentioned with the likes of Mike Hampton for years, but that doesn’t upset you because you got paid. 

Nice time here man. 

You played great D. 

But that wasn’t what your contract was about. 

It was because you hit .334 with 48 homeruns. 

You must prefer gin on the rocks now. 

WTF? 

You make the blood pressure high enough to make my neck arteries bulge to nearly the size of that glorious triumph coming out of the left side of your head. 

Please if you have any respect for Seattle stay on the DL and let yourself become a no-thought. 

For the sake of whatever lowly bunch of soles Seattle pops this blister onto, go to your nearest grocery store, pick up the OJ, go back to the mix drinks.