Brad Childress demands you call him Maverick

Since losing out on Brett Favre and feeling the humiliation and wrath as a woman Our Favre scorned, Brad Childress has been doing a lot of thinking. That thinking has led to erratic behavior in the form of sleepless nights, diminished appetite and flying a plane.

Getting into the plane and wondering what the Hell you’ve gotten yourself into is the hardest part. Once firmly entrenched and you ascend into air, the Brad Childress in you screams “YEA! I CAN DO THIS! I’M BRAD FU**ING CHILDRESS!”

However, unexpected turbulence rears its ugly head and shakes and spins the plane uncontrollably, which causes your Brad Childress to rapidly lose your bowels. The events cause a bonus Peter King column on SI.com titled “What I like about Brad Childress’ intestine.” ###MORE###

As soon as the plane spins upright and descends to normalcy, the Brad Childress in you envisions that sultry receptionist at the flight navigation center, her naked body reacting to your chauvenistic ‘cockpit’ references.

The imagery allows you to relieve yourself of all stress and provides false confidence to flip across the sky once more. Only on our crazy Internet, people.

Vikings coach takes flight [NFL&fg=gtlv2" target="_blank">Foxsports]

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