Have Some Respect Cristiano: There Is Only One Ronaldo

Real Madrid's latest signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, shows little class as he insists on using the jersey "Ronaldo 9".

Kaka had been offered the number five which he promptly turned down intentionally and intelligently avoiding comparisons to Zinedine Zidane.

Cristiano Ronaldo has however opted to wear the immortal number 9 which should weigh heavily on him in the months to come as he is painfully inadequate when compared to the real thing.

You see, dear reader, there is only one Ronaldo who scored three times against Manchester United at their very own Old Trafford.

There is only one Ronaldo who has scored more goals than any player in history of the world's biggest sporting event—the World Cup.

And the real Ronaldo has won not one but two of those illusive World Cup titles, joining  a very elite club of immortal players.

To dare to wear the exact same kit as such a legend is putting ones self in line for endless comparison and criticism.

Especially for a player who can barely manage a few keep ups without looking silly and letting the ball fall three times in front of all those disillusioned Real Madrid fans.

Word of advise to Mr. Imitation would be that La Liga is not EPL. Real Madrid is not Manchester United. Prepare for ridicule.

The next few months should be extremely entertaining as this comical saga unfolds.

The real Ronaldo plays for Corinthians. Corinthians won the first ever Club World Cup with both Raul's Real Madrid and Beckham's Manchester taking part and is currently one of the world's strongest clubs.

The real Ronaldo has won both the Sao Paulo Championship and the Brazil Cup this year alone.

He has scored fantastic goals some of which showed repeatedly on Spanish television.

Even a penalty he scored passed more than 40 times on Spanish TV.

La Liga fans and the Spanish as a whole are very tuned in to real football in a very global way unlike most English fans who's world is pretty much limited mainly to the tiny isles.

The next few months promise barrels of laughs. This should be one of the shortest honeymoons in history.