Do You Suffer from a Roger Federer Addiction?

Just a bit of fun!

I know that there are many Roger Federer fanatics in the tennis domain of Bleacher Report (myself included). Therefore, I decided it would be interesting to find out just how truly obsessed some of us are with the great man!

If you can answer "Yes" to any of the following statements then you may be suffering from a condition known as "Acute Rogeritis":

1. You have had the "RF" motif emblemized on to your trainers, caps, jackets, your recently purchased cardigan or other items of clothing.
2. You book all your holidays to Switzerland or Dubai (depending on the time of year) so that you might “accidently” bump into Roger (after having found out where he lives and spending all your time hanging around the vicinity).
3. You name your first born child Roger (even if it is a girl).
4. You suffer from reoccurring nightmares which feature yourself in a bull ring holding a red flag and a certain Spanish tennis player charging at you like a bull. The ground is covered in clay.
5. You couldn’t get out of bed for at least three days after Roger lost either a) the Wimbledon 2008 final or b) the Australian 2009 final.
6. For some unknown reason, you have suddenly come to hate Spain with a passion.
7. You decided to smash up your Wilson racket after witnessing your idol losing that semi-final match in Miami against the Djoker.  No better way to get out all the anger and frustration you felt at seeing Roger self-destruct in that match.
8. You have also recently decided that you are not too keen on Scotland.
9. You stay up until some crazy early hour of the morning just to watch you man in action against an unseeded player in a first round match of a small tournament.
10. At night time you pray to Roger Federer.

Many well-known names suffer from ‘"Acute Rogeritis," such as Gavin Rossdale and Anna Wintour. Some have even developed the more severe form of the disease known as "Chronic Rogeritis" (such as the author herself).

Other sufferers of the chronic form include Rohini, Gil, Clarabella, Casper, Freaky, and jaa. There is as yet no cure found, although many claim that they are not seeking a cure.

P.S. I promise my next article will not, I repeat NOT, be about the Swiss maestro. As you can see, my condition has been taking a turn for the worse recently…