WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea of How to Run Raw: Episode Eight

Before I get started, I would like to dedicate the show to the late Andrew Martin. Many people saw Martin in the WWE as "Test" and he was a favorite of mine.

RIP Andrew, you will be missed.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my Manual!

Last week we saw Randy Orton finally get the upper hand as he RKO'd his way out of trouble. He took out all of his WM opponents. What will happen tonight?

(The pyro goes off and the show begins)

King: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Raw!

Cole: Tonight, we have a huge main event folks. The return of John Cena!

King: That's right, earlier today we saw Orton confront Cena as he arrived. He tried to sway him to join Legacy, but Cena declined.

Cole: Yes, and now Cena is in a fight for his life as he takes on Legacy.

Cryme Tyme promo

Cryme Tyme: Yo. Yo. (JTG sounds a little sick) Yo....

Shad: Dawg, you shouldn't have eaten dem worms.

JTG: Man...ugh....I....mmph....I know. I'm throwin this bag in the trash.

Shad: Do it son.

JTG tosses it outside the ring, but it disappears into red mist.

Shad: What tha?

The Boogeyman appears and gyrates off.

Cryme Tyme: Dayamn...

Shad: Anyway, we've got good news for y'all. Next week, we're takin on the Smackdown Champs for their tag titles!

King: Wow! What a great announcement! We'll have unified champs!

APA and Shane are Talking

Shane: Boys, you've all been doing a great job, and tonight, I'm giving you two a title shot for the Raw tag titles.

Bradshaw: But, Cryme Tyme's already in a match next week.

Shane: True, but I'm going to discuss this with them. If they don't accept, it will be in two weeks. But you two deserve it.

Farooq: Okay, who we takin' on tonight?

Shane: Well, a tag team just signed with us tonight. You'll see.

We return from commercial

Kofi Kingston announces #1 contender

Kofi: Tonight, I am facing someone for my title. I have decided that it will be Dolph Ziggler! (the crowd boos and shouts "CM Punk")

Kofi: No one gives a damn about CM Prick! I am your champion! Deal wi...

Music comes on, but it's not Ziggy's. It's Kane's music!

Kane...doesn't come out....but Kofi is hit from behind by a masked man! He hits the champ with a lead pipe. He gets a ref to come in and count. 1..2..3! Kofi rolls out and walks off

The masked man takes his mask off and it's...Ryan Braddock! The man who had defeated Mike Knox two weeks ago has just won his first title!

Ziggy's music comes on and he brings a ref. A new match begins

Ziggy screams "I'M DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!" and slaps the champ in the face.

Braddock spits in his face and tosses him into the ring post. He runs in and shoulder blocks him. Ziggy gets out the way and dropkicks Braddock's legs. He then applies a Camel Clutch. Braddock grabs the ropes.

Ziggy gets up and kicks Braddock in the stomach. He then pulls him to the middle of the ring and gets up on the ropes. Braddock gets up and jumps up to Ziggy. Superplex connects!!! 1..2..2 1/2 and Ziggy kicks out.

Braddock sets up for his lariat but Ziggy ducks and hits a kick to Braddock's head. He then goes up top and lands on Braddock's head with a diving leg drop. He had amazing extension and he jumped from the other side of the ring! 1..2..not good enough.

Ziggy looks like he's ready to take the title. He sets up for the Dawn of the Dolph (Jumping Russian Leg Sweep) and hits it! 1..2..3!!!

King: Oh my God! We just had the IC title change hands twice!

Cole: It certainly was fun to watch. Braddock and Ziggler had an amazing match and I can't wait for the rematch.

Return from commercial

APA taking on ???

APA comes in and the crowd explodes! They have been taking out the disrespectful tag teams and are about to get a title shot.

The Basham Brothers come out to a standing ovation! The Bashams take a bow and look at APA. They give a thumbs up to their former boss.

Before the match begins, the Bashams shake the hands of the Law of Raw.

It starts as Farooq is starting with Danny. Danny gets the upper hand and tosses him into the turnbuckle.

He slings him across the ring and dropkicks him when he walks back out. He waits for Farooq to get up. When he does, Farooq clotheslines Danny and shakes off the cobwebs.

He tags in Bradshaw as Danny tags in Doug. Doug and Bradshaw collide in the middle of the ring with a double cross body.

Doug gets back up first and kicks Bradshaw in the head. He then picks him up and throws him against the ropes. He goes off the adjacent ropes for what looks like a clothesline, but Bradshaw sticks his boot up and the Big Boot connects. 1..2..No.

Bradshaw gets up and tags in Farooq. Farooq and Bradshaw get ready but the Ref forces Bradshaw out. As he does so Danny sneaks in for Doug and hits the Brain Damage. 1..2..3!

Bradshaw runs in and asks what happened but The Bashams take out Bradshaw too. They pick him up and slam him down with a double Brain Damage.

Candice and Jillian Promo

Candice: Hello Boys!!! and girls. I am your beautiful champion and this is your delicious diva. We are here to announce that we are the new force in the Diva's league. We are unstoppable! We are unbeatable! We..

Melina and Kelly Kelly run out.

KK: You two don't even deserve to be here. You both cheat. And let's face it. Jillian, your singing S-U-C-K-S.

Melina: Candice, you're...well, there's no easy way to say this. You're a whore.

Candice looks shocked.

KK: The only way you know how to screw us out of title shots is because you've screwed your way to the top.

Candice: That's it! Don't insult me like that! I am a Gorgeous Gift from God! I am a Sexy Star! I...

Melina and KK take out both Divas and they roll outside. They walk to the back angrily.

Christian Cage and Chris Jericho Promo

They're in the locker room

Y2J: Cage, you don't like me, and I definitely can't stand you. But we must work together.

Cage: And why is that Jericho?

Y2J: Because Orton is working his way around to get to that title. He's trying to talk to Cena. Hell, he might be making a deal with Michaels as we speak.

Cage: Ha ha. I highly doubt that. But if that's the case then we should team up. But how do I know you won't screw me?

Y2J: I won't once we take out HBK and the Snake, it's just you and me. It's between two great, charismatic characters.

Cage: Okay, deal. But this is just business, nothing more.

Y2J: Nothing more.

Michaels is watching from his locker room.

Michaels: Ya see that? They want to team up against me. This is gonna be one hell of a fight. What do you think I should do?

???:I think you should just make sure your healthy for the match.

Michaels: Feel like helping an old friend out?

The camera turns around and it's Marty Jannetty.

Marty: Naw man, I'll be around if you need the help though. And so will the others.

Michaels: Thanks Marty.

King: Others? Who are the others?

Return from Commercial

Cena vs. Legacy

Kidd, Rhodes, and DiBiase are in the ring. John Cena comes out, but he's not alone.

He is followed by the Golden Ones.

Kidd: Hey hey hey! What the hell is this? This is a handicap match!

Berg: Actually, we just talked to Shane, and since he and Steph are Co-GM's, he can add us in to...even things up.

Berg starts off against Kidd and just overpowers the young star. Kidd is tossed around like a rag doll. He tosses Kidd into the corner and slams into him. He picks him up and Jackhammer's The Legacy member. He tags in Goldust and sets Kidd up for the Shattered Dreams.

As Berg distracts the ref, Kidd sneaks out and tags in Rhodes. Rhodes Thez Presses Dust and wails on him. He looks like he wants revenge and he might get it. He picks up Goldust and sets up for the DDT, but Goldust reverses into a hip toss. He picks him up and tosses him into the corner.

He tags in Berg and they stomp out the younger Rhodes. Berg tags Cena and the crowd goes crazy. Cena lets Rhodes tag Dibiase. Apparently he wants a fresh opponent. Dibiase goes for a clothesline but he ducks and hits the protoplex, followed by the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. He waits and hits the F-U (Yes, I'm still calling it the F-U. The real writing staff can bite me).

Both Rhodes and Kidd get in but Goldberg spears them. Goldust joins and they are tossed outside. John Cena locks in the STFU and Dibiase taps out. Cena and the Golden Ones win.

Orton is on the screen with Steph.

Orton: Boys, that was an interesting match. Obviously, my proteges aren't good enough to take you three on, but Cena, I have a surprise for you.

The camera turns to Trademark. (One of the men Cena made his CD with), Steph kicks him in his CD's and Orton punts him.

Orton: Should've joined me when you had the chance. Don't worry though, I'll let you fight me after Wrestlemania.

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