Jenny McCarthy: Bombshell Confirms She's Dating Chicago Bears' LB Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher gets to play football for a living, is bigger, stronger and faster than the majority of the population and creates havoc on the field as though he is the Chuck Norris of the NFL.

Oh, and he gets to date Jenny McCarthy too.

Totally not fair, man.

Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times has the details, after McCarthy recently admitted the pair were officially dating:

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Asked about Urlacher by WMAQ-Channel 5, McCarthy said, “Yes, it’s true, we are dating.”

Despite attempting to hit out-of-the-way meeting places, the couple hadn’t been able to hide their budding romance. “Let’s face it, it was really already out there — everybody knew it,” my source said.

Also, the relationship apparently has reached a point where McCarthy feels it’s “the real deal and will last,” added the source.

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For those of you unfamiliar with Singled Out or The Jenny McCarthy Show, this probably means nothing to you. Maybe you don't get the whole grunge, Nirvana thing either, which just makes me sad.

And yes, MTV was cool at one time as well. I know, it's hard to believe.

Anyway, congrats to the new couple on their new-found freedom to go out to dinner without sneaking around like a pair of rogue agents. Sure, they'll be hounded for some more autographs now, but Urlacher can just growl or something and scare the signature-freaks away.

Maybe they can go on a double-date with Urlacher's teammate Jay Cutler and his pseudo-celebrity fiancee, Kristin Cavallari.

What a dinner party that would be. Cavallari would constantly be shifting her head during conversation, as though she was speaking to a camera, Cutler would be surly, McCarthy would make fart jokes and Urlacher would disembody the waiter for adding too much cracked pepper to his entree.

They would invite Matt Forte, but he would want them to pick up a larger percentage of the check. And no, they wouldn't invite Brandon Marshall and his wife because, well, you know why.

Or none of the above would happen, and they would simply sit down for a nice meal and some polite conversation.

But how boring would that be?

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