David Wells Should Shut His Moronic Music Off

The Bronx zoo lives.

Joe Torre opened up a big can of worms with his new book, The Yankee Years.  Now we get to hear David Wells, the drama queen, give his opinions. Torre gave Wells attention, which is exactly what he wanted.  Look at the mess Torre started.

Yesterday, when I read that Wells blasted his music loud in the clubhouse and wouldn’t lower it after Torre asked him to, it got me a little riled up.  I don’t like music, much less loud music, so I know what an old man like Torre had to go through.

Imagine being in the clubhouse and having to listen to the type of nonsense that David Wells listens to?

If I’m not mistaken, he listens to thrash metal.  I could be wrong about the music he listens to, but thrash metal is very irritating.

Now, we get to hear more from Wells, the player who quit in the first inning of Game Five of the 2003 World Series—which might have cost us the championship. This is the same guy who said he was drunk during his perfect game.

Today, I read about him here, here, and here. I don’t like the fact that the NY sportswriters are writing about Wells; I feel he doesn’t deserve all this attention. You know Wells is eating all the attention up, and eating is a good word for it.

David Wells, not only should you shut your moronic music off, you should also shut your trap.

What gets me, however, is that some of the Yankee players might use Joe Torre’s book as a rallying cry, even though they don’t have a leg to stand on.

The current Yankees are losers. They haven’t won since 2000 so I don’t want to hear from them either. Maybe if the Yankees won, we wouldn’t be going through all of this drama.

Maybe if we didn’t have a player like A-Rod who likes to “girlie slap” the ball away from the pitcher after hitting a “dribbler” down the first base line, and actually comes through in the clutch, there wouldn’t be a book from Torre.

Maybe if former Yankee Kevin Brown hadn't fallen apart in Game Seven of the 2004 American League Championship Series and lasted only two innings, there wouldn’t be a book from Torre.

All of the criticism Joe Torre shot towards the Yankees in his new book is warranted but actually “breaking the code” and becoming a punk is not cool in “my book.”