Denver Nuggets Fan: NBA Stalker and Craziest Fan-on-the-Field Moments in Sports

The Denver Nuggets took on the LA Lakers in NBA Playoff action Sunday night. Some of you may have missed them getting called for having too many nut jobs on the court at one time. 

Yes, a mad woman, who is either a stalker or a frustrated fan that felt she could do a better job running the Nuggets' offense, ran onto the court last night, forcing our brains to work overtime to recall all the other zany misadventures of fans getting on the field of play. 

These are the moments that truly make you stand up and shout, "double-u, tee, eff." 

They stop the action on the court, field and pitch for no other reason than they have lost their damned minds. 

I wish I could say that I hate it, that their actions were deplorable and without placement in sports. However, that would be a horrible lie. 

I am captivated by the oft-times hilarious and other times scary actions of these true fanatics. 

They have a place in sports alright, and it's right here as a member of the crazy elite.

Photo Credit: Lakers Tumblr

10. Super Bowl Shuffle

Super Bowl XXXVIII kicked off with a very nude and very exuberant man dancing at around the 50-yard line. 

Watch as 300-pound men just sort of stand around and take it all in. That is, before one of them breaks off and lays the smackdown on him. 

I am convinced every Super Bowl should begin in much the same way. You pick one lucky fan from the stands to run through the field as players try to take them out. 

We could call it the Jay Cutler Award as thousands compete for a chance to be sacked a like a real-life football player. 

9. Snooker Naked Happy Fun Time

I don't watch pool on TV, or snooker as you people that know things might call it. If i wanted to be bored to death I would buy Charlotte Bobcats season tickets. 

Here is the 2008 BBC Snooker World Championship, and it features a man that just needed to get naked and under a table. 

We have all had the same exact motivation, only it took place when we were three-years-old. 

8. Baseball Streaker Has Skills

Someone really should have sent this man a contract. He outruns all the security like Willie Mays Hayes outran those goofy white guys to open Major League. 

This isn't the crazy part. The issue I have with this video is the complete lack of screams emanating from the crowd. 

If a naked man hops the fence and comes into the stands, I am going to scream like I have never screamed before, much like this. 

7. Horse Race Streaker

This horse race quickly turned into a battle of man versus beast. Of course, it would only be fitting if the man were nude. 

There is a ton to like about this video, but I will give my favorite as the announcer who is keyed in on the horses. 

I understand there is business at hand, but there is a dude trying to run in stride with the stallions as his wee-wee goes flapping in the summer sun. 

That demands at least a "hey, would ya look at that." 

6. Naked Man Steals the Show and Ball

I have no idea who this man is. 

Judging by his form in the box and general inability to score, it has to be Fernando Torres. 

5. NFL Streaker Gets Jiggy with It

I want to take a moment to apologize for all the naked men in this video breakdown. You really shouldn't have to conclude your day with such things. 

With that off my chest, we give you a man that knows the fine art of impersonating an NFL referee prior to getting on the field. 

The NFL took to London as the Giants and Dolphins played at the wonders of Wembley Stadium. The game was far more memorable for this very cheeky moment. 

Once on, he rips his clothes off and begins to boogie. He boogies long and hard, and no amount of security guards will stop him. 

We salute you, sir. 

4. Portland State University Viking

This video makes the list for it's heavy use of Yakety Sax, a tune that makes anything better. Seriously, turn on Yakety Sax and eat some cereal, because you will instantly feel like your breakfast is far more high-jinx laden and hilarious. 

Back to this Penn State football halftime "show." The rest of the video is filled with one man's quest to bring back Viking culture one Speedo run at a time. 

The video ends with him atop a fence. Like some fancy independent movie, we are all left to debate whether he got away. 

I like to think he did—yeah, he definitely got away. 

3. Anfield Cat

Warning: This video is so cute, your head may explode into millions of Skittles. 

Earlier this year, Liverpool and Tottenham were locked in a fierce battle that no doubt featured Andy Carroll wandering around like our friend the "the Nuggets lady."

That's when the Anfield Cat struck with a vicious wallop of cute. The precious kitty wanders around Anfield as the world collectively freaked out.

This was like a mug of hot chocolate on a cold December night, only warmer and far more feline.  

2. Denver Nuggets Stalker

And this is what happens when stalking goes wrong. 

In the 2nd quarter of last night's game between the Nuggets and Lakers, a lady meandered onto the court. I guess you could say she also wandered, rambled or any other manner that crazy people happen to walk. 

Deadspin transcribes the play-by-play account from TNT's Craig Sager that stated the Nuggets had a history with this woman. 

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However this lady has a history with the Nuggets. I talked to a couple detectives, Detective Todd Eriksson who grabbed her and walked her off the court. Said several years ago she was found stalking, following several players, basically banned from the arena.

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Yahoo Sports' Marc J. Spears has even more details for the millions still shaking their heads.

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Sources also tell @YahooSports the woman was screaming: "Where is Kenyon?" to @denvernuggets bench before running on floor.

— Marc J. Spears (@SpearsNBAYahoo) May 7, 2012"

Funny, we have been searching for Kenyon Martin for years. Rumor has it that he started doing odd jobs, like bricking shots for the LA Clippers. I will head to Wikipedia now to make sure. 

1. Rick Monday Saves American Flag

The '70s were a crazy time when feathered hair and disco reigned supreme. 

Rick Monday does his best impression of Captain America as he runs through the outfield to save the American flag from a couple of political loons. 

He trots through and rips the flag away to safety, leaving the whole nation to get an immediate and passionate man-crush that lasts to this day. 

Come for the patriotism, and stay for Tommy Lasorda waddling through the later frames. 

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