Manchester City and Kaka: And Now For Some Light Relief......

Due to some bad humoured people (city fans actually) I decided to add this line in about 5 hours after i originnaly posted it- I know this is not a "new" joke and i'm not claiming to have written it, I am just passing it on as i thought it was funny.      IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT, THATS YOUR PROBLEM!

This isn't so much an article, as it is an hilarious joke about Manchester City's attempts to sign Brazillian superstar Kaka. If you've heard it before then thats fine, but if you haven't then its well worth reading. Enjoy...

I have come across dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

"No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the cold and will be out until mid April—but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland."

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country."

"Yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo, or even Beckham, but many fans have him in their fantasy football."

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

"Erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th."

"Erm, out of 20...but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours."

"Hughes. Ex-Blackburn boss."

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers."

"No, Blackburn......'Black' 'Burn'"

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

"He once scored a good goal against Spain."

"No, that's Gerry Armstrong...anyway, are you coming or not?"

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team it really rocks."

"Yes I know, but we don't even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local."

"Relevance? Well, I suppose it's all they have to brag about whether it's true or not."

"Only the one to be fair but its called "Blue Moon", you will love it."

"Blue. Yes, definitely blue, always has been."

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford."

"Yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

"Erm, 1976 I think. It was the, er, the League Cup if memory serves me right."

"Well, the plan was to get in the top four this season and then..."

"Yes, I realise that but....."

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future."

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

"Yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man."

"Forget them, they are falling apart."

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009."

"I have told you...1976!!!!"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

"Yes, she probably is in her 60's"

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, two European cups and countless domestic cups—what has that got to do with it?"

"76,000, why?"

"Yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

"I know, I know, I know, okay perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something, does it really matter?"

"Look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn...are you joining us?"

"No, it's owned by the council—what has the ground got to do with anything"

"Well, officially its the City of Manchester Stadium but most people call it Eastlands."

"EAST!, not Waste."

"You will be adored there."

"No, not there, here I meant"

"No, that's Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste...erm, Eastlands."

"Anderson??? What does he know?"

"Okay, I hear what you say, but other than pride, ambition, achievement, history, passion and a large car park—what can they offer you?"

"What do you mean no credit left in your phone...I phoned you!"

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...Mr Kaka are you there?............................YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!"