TNA Wrestling: In Need of a Sex Change!

** This is my first shot at a humor article. So you may not find it funny, but all of it is true! Feedback Appreciated!"

Is it just me or has wrestling really changed in the past ten years. I mean seriously, it started out on being different. WCW Cruiserweights, D-Generation X, NWO. Now its all about being the most similar!

TNA makes a name for themselves by saying "Cross the Line." It's kind of bad the only line being crossed is the WWE's unemployed wrestlers, stepping over that little crack on the floor that says "Please Enter Hell: Located in Orlando, Florida."

I mean seriously. I look at TNA Wrestling and laugh. Look at all the ridiculous stuff they got going on.

Their main event mafia, looks like an idiotic version of the Blues Brothers.

Cute Kip. That's all I gotta say about him.

Homicide. Wow. The only thing this man has killed in the past ten years is every single buffet line.

Lance Rock. Yep that sums him up. Dull as a rock.

Matt Morgan. The Blueprint. Yeah if your Blueprints happen to be for a funeral, that would be Matt Morgan.

Shark Boy. Seriously?

Sheik Abdul Bashir. Haven't we already seen this gimmick.

Super Eric. See Note Above

ODB. The original drunk bimbo. Except the original ODB is unemployed (The Sandman).

I mean every single thing about TNA just makes you compare it to WWE and say, "Wow, this sucks." I mean, I bet you more than half of the viewers of TNA are either drunk, or they fell asleep watching "Married With Children" and left their television on. Like me.

And the last point I have to make: Is it just me, or are the feuds in TNA the longest feuds ever made? I mean two years ago Kurt Angle was feuding with Samoa Joe. Every single week on television, IT'S KURT ANGLE AND SAMOA JOE GOING AT IT!

Next Week: Motor City Machine Guns vs Cute Kip and a homeless guy and all of a sudden IT'S KURT ANGLE AND SAMOA JOE FIGHTING ON THE STAGE!!!

This is a true story. Last week I was shopping at my local Wal-mart. I was just looking to buy milk and cheese, and all of a sudden IT'S SAMOA JOE AND KURT ANGLE FIGHTING IN THE MILK AISLE...THIS IS MAYHEM!

In the year 2022. It will be Total Nonstop Action Wrestling X. The match will be a Tables Ladders Robots and Chairs Match between Futuristic Man and Space Boy and ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S SAMOA JOE AND KURT ANGLE FIGHTING ON THE ROBOTS!

In all seriousness...TNA Wrestling sucks. If you disagree, please feel free to leave me comments. Or feel free to throw your television out the window. My Thursdays are free for re-runs of World Series of Poker, and Home Improvement. And I consider that time well spent.