IMPACT Wrestling Quick Thoughts for March 1, 2012

It's finally March! That means one thing—March Madness.

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- Um. Checking out ShopTNA.com makes me realize that I have an IMPACT Wrestling T-shirt that is not for sale on the site. That makes my T-shirt cooler than yours and even, yes, Tim Tebow's. Come at me, Tebow.

- IMPACT starts with a nice intro. It shows all the wrestlers and some nice spots. It also shows me how much they missed Wembley Arena. Seriously, how many times did they flash back to that?

- Kurt Angle starts the show with cue cards on why he hates Jeff Hardy. Reasons like: Jeff has hair, wears fricken' socks on his fricken' arms, wears make-up and he dresses weird. Angle dresses like a champ! 

- Kurt Angle's son likes to wear make-up when he goes to bed. It's totally acceptable, though. He's a Jeff Hardy fan.

- Knowing that everything Angle stated was true about him, Jeff Hardy attacked Angle rather than using his words. Kurt is soon going to get a phone call saying his son is randomly attacking kids in school. But, it's acceptable. He's a Jeff Hardy fan.

- Jeff Hardy was wearing a V-neck like Tim Tebow in the video linked earlier. Whatever, my shirt is cooler than his, too.

- Bobby Roode and Austin Aries told the truth about Sting. Together, they make an awesome team. Factor in their championship belts and ability to hit some power nut-shots (Roode on Sting & Aries on Williams), and we're in for a treat when they're together.

- Kazarian used to be the shy, hesitant one. Now, Daniels takes that role. Instead of using a screwdriver like post-BFG, Daniels uses Kazarian as his favorite tool.

- Saying that last one hurt. I like Kazarian.

- If AJ won, everything would have to be revealed. Too bad for AJ, Kazarian attacked—and defeated—him from behind. The secret lives another day.

- I like what they're doing with this angle right now. What does Kaz have to hide?!

- Madison Rayne has an unhealthy amount of Gail Kim photos. Pass some my way, Madison. 

- Gail Kim couldn't climb onto the ring apron. You try it while wearing a dress, high heels and two gold belts on your shoulder. All that gold was obviously weighing her down.

- Ever since "dating" EY, ODB has been on TV non-stop. I find it interesting that Eric Young, of all people, saved ODB in a way. He's like the modern-day Cody Deaner, though. Remember that guy? I wonder what he's doing now...Rescuing hot women from trees? Of course!

- Sarita is my favorite Knockout. Finally! Finally, she's getting TV time! 

- I noticed that Chelsea wasn't with Flair, Bischoff & Gunner. That's too bad...

- Sting is obviously a magician. How else would he reach the ring so quickly? He's like that guy from the movie Jumper.

- Shannon Moore will be a jobber until he either retires or gets released. Unless he finds another tag partner, that's the truth!

- The amount of hair products between Zema Ion and Shannon Moore must be insane.

- TNA is really taking a good amount of time in building Zema as a credible threat to Aries. Good, they're going to need it. I don't think anyone sees him winning at Victory Road. Zema is good, but not Austin Aries-good.

- Sarita was the clear-cut best Knockout of the fricken' week. Give or take that Kurt Angle reference, but still! Sarita was the clear-cut best in the ring and, honestly, the best looking! 

- Are the tag champs now face? Or tweener? Oh well, we'll see soon enough. It only makes sense for them to be face because of the massive pops they've gotten since forming a team.

- Magnus and Joe need some opponents for Victory Road. How about the team of Douglas Williams and Mark Haskins?

- Abyss has been missing since Genesis. Yeah, missing since January 8th. It's now March. It's safe to assume that Bully Ray murdered him on the night of January 8. If not, bring him back as a monster heel. It's cooler than being Abyss "The Babyface."

- Austin Aries proved why he should be a mainstay in the main event. He was fresh and fun to watch. He's the best little-man in wrestling today! Maybe he should drop the X Division title at Victory Road just to get that main event spot sooner, right?

- Samoa Joe is always a good addition to the main event. I want to see him as World Champion in 2013!

- Magnus is another guy like Aries. Good, young, fresh and new face in the main event! It was awesome. Magnus can be a big-time player in IMPACT for years.

- Bully Ray laid everyone out with a steel chair and yelled in Storm's unconscious face that he should be No. 1 contender. Now we know where those two will fit in at Victory Road...

- Victory Road looks like an awesome card on paper. We'll see how it does wrestling-wise and all that other stuff.

- This week's IMPACT was awesome and for a full recap check out Kyle Schadler's full IMPACT review.

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