Pro Bowl 2012: Things We Hope the Players Will Tweet During the Game

Holy guacamole, you guys—NFL players are going to be allowed to tweet during the Pro Bowl! Maybe now I'll actually watch this meaningless and boring game of two-hand touch with pads.

Maybe.

Anyway, the NFL allowing participating players to post tweets from computers placed on the sidelines during the game got me thinking. What tweets would I want to read during a football game?

Let's take a look.

Marshawn Lynch (@MoneyLynch), Seattle Seahawks

Can a man get some Skittles up in here please?

Matt Forte (@MattForte22), Chicago Bears

Yeah, I'm playing. Doing some networking too. How you like me now, Jerry Angelo? Pay me or suck it, Chicago.

Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12), Green Bay Packers

I can't believe I'm playing in this stupid game. And do you know how many idiot fans screamed "Discount Double Check" at me? Ugh.

Jared Allen (@JaredAllen69), Minnesota Vikings

Who do you guys think I should punch in the balls? I'm guessing the ladies will say Big Ben. I see you, ladies.

James Harrison (@jharrison9292), Pittsburgh Steelers

Goodell informed me I'm being fined for typing too hard. Thinking about cancelling my Twitter account. I won't, but I'm thinking about it.

Davin Joseph (@DavinJoseph75), Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Wait, who the hell is Greg Schiano?

Hit me up on Twitter—that's where the magic happens.