SEC Championship 2010: The South Carolina vs. Auburn Drinking Game

It is the SEC Championship game.  There are a few certainties.

1.  Most of the country will tune in at 4:00 to watch the game.

2.  South Carolina and Auburn will play a heck of a game.

3.  People will probably start drinking around 12:00. 

Come on.  You know it is true.  Around 4:00, people will be bored...or blitzed.  Either way, you may need some assistance in concentrating on the game and continuing to party. 

You know the standard drinking game rules.  You drink when something happens  (you can sip or chug...depends on your tolerance, and your company...I wouldn't recommend chugging at an Applebees.  Too many "children"). 

Some of these involve drinking to celebrate big plays by your team.  Others are to make fun of the opposition.  It is all in good fun.  The yelling is completely optional.

Enjoy.  However, please be safe, smart, and don't drink and drive. 

(Bonus points if you play for both sides).

If You are Rooting for Auburn

1.  Every time Cam Newton runs for a first down, yell "big wheels" and take a drink.

2.  Every time Cam Newton Passes for a gain of over 15 yards, yell "What pass defense?" and take a drink.

3.  When Michael Dyer takes a carry and gains over five yards, yell "LattiWho?" and take a drink.

4.  If Auburn's defense gives Carolina's offense a three and out, yell "all day" and take a drink.

5.  Every time Auburn scores a touchdown, take a drink.  If they earn a field goal, DON'T drink until the next "drink cue" comes up. 

6.  If Stephen Garcia throws an interception, yell "professors, hide your cars!" and take a drink.  (If you don't get it, look it up). 

7.  If Alshon Jeffery drops a pass, say "Pumping that gas" and take a drink.

8.  If someone other than Stephen Garcia, Marcus Lattimore or Alshon Jeffery score a touchdown, yell "Who?" and take a drink. 

9.  Every time they mention Cam Newton's alleged scandal, you can choose one of two sayings...yell "bull sh*t."  Bull crap can be substituted in for more family-friendly affair. Then of course, take a drink.

10.  Every time Auburn creates a turnover, yell "War Eagle" and take a drink.

If You are Rooting for South Carolina

1.  Every time Marcus Lattimore runs for a first down, yell "Tupac lives" and take a drink (seriously, look at a picture of Lattimore and then a picture of Tupac).

2.  Every time Stephen Garcia and Alshon Jeffery connect, yell "Your cornerbacks are short" and take a drink.

3.  When Tori Gurley catches a pass for a first down, yell "Good hands with AllState" and take a drink.

4.  If Ace Sanders makes a catch for a gain of over 15 yards, yell "Micro Machine" and take a drink.

5.  Every time South Carolina stops Cam Newton for a loss, yell "Worth every penny."

6.  If Cam Newton throws an interception, yell "War Damn Hamster" and take a drink.

7.  If they mention the Florida Gators and Steve Spurrier, yell "Legen-dary" and take a drink.

8.  Every time Cam Newton scores, yell "One-man program" and take a drink. 

9.  Every time they mention Cam Newton's alleged scandal, yell "Scramblin Scam Newton" and take a drink.

10.  Every time South Carolina scores, yell "Go, fight, win, kick ass" and take a drink.

Feel free to add, or subtract as you see fit.  The real point is that this football should be fun for everyone, especially fans of Auburn and South Carolina, and should not always be taken so seriously.

Have a sense of humor, enjoy the game (drinking game or not) and be safe!