(Satire) Ilya Kovalchuk Arbitration Hearing: What Should Happen?
For those of you not currently living under a rock, you know that Ilya Kovalchuk's arbitration hearing was on Wednesday and it finished on Thursday.
For those of you who are living under a rock, "Hi Patrick! Say hi to Spongebob for me!"
So you all know I have multiple personalities (everyone does, they just call them mood swings), so I decided to let my reasonable personality and my strict authoritarian personality debate this.
AHHHH! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN! Sorry my pessimistic personality nearly committed suicide!
Now where was I? Ahhh yes, the debate. Without further ado:
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