Tampa Bay Buccaneers Get Great News: Tony Romo Is Cursed!

Breaking news: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers should have a decided advantage when they open the 2009 NFL season at home against the Dallas Cowboys.

The advantage?

Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is cursed.

Yes, cursed, as in a spell cast on him by a, um, er, ah, yes, a witch.

You read it correctly — a witch.

You know all about that "fury of a woman scorned" deal and all that comes with it.

Romo's former girlfriend, starlet Jessica Simpson, recently "scorned" by Romo, has taken steps that perhaps will help the Tampa Bay Buccaneers when they face Romo and the rest of America's team.

ProFootballTalk.com latched onto the story in the most credible of all national publications: The National Enquirer.

Per the Enquirer story and the Celebedge blog  (Bang Media International):

"She (Simpson) found a woman in California. The two met at the star's Beverly Hills home where they lit a chandle, burned some incense and performed a couple of incantations.

"The scorned singer and actress hopes the meeting will also taint the sportsman's (Romo's) career and is waiting in readiness for his next match on September 13 against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers."

Yes, they claim the woman who helped Simpson with all of this is indeed, a "witch."

So there you have it, Buccaneer fans. Get ready for that opening day victory over the 'Boys.

Should come as good news to Raheem Morris and the rest of the Buccaneer team.

They need all the help they can muster.