Thumbs Up! Pro Hitters Using The PROHITTER

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Every time I watch a baseball game I always have the same question: What is that thing on the hitter's thumbs? After being told, "I don't know" and, "Move your face off the screen" for the hundredth time, I took it upon myself to investigate.

As you watch some of your favorite hitters, check out their thumb on the hand closest to the end of the bat. Some of them are sporting a little tab of plastic that sits between the bat and the space between the thumb and the rest of your fingers.

Prepare for an eye-opening look into the world of batting aids. Well, it's been in plain sight, but if you haven't been looking I guess it may be eye-opening.

It's called the PROHITTER, and several baseball players have taken to using it while at the plate. It was patented in 2001, and since has started popping up in big leaguer's hands everywhere.

Go to the website and you'll see that it's endorsed by former Simpsons guest-star and current Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim manager, Mike Scioscia. Though he may be no Danny Glover in Angels in the Outfield, Mr. Scioscia is a very competent manager and former ballplayer who clearly recommends the PROHITTER.

In the words of Sosh: "PROHITTER is the amazing grip-technique-facilitator and bat-sting eliminator, which many of today‘s brightest baseball superstars take with them to the plate to hit their very best. PROHITTER is in play and ready, whenever you are, to advance your game to the next level and beyond!"

Sounds like something worth using.

At this point I would like to point out that in no way, shape, or form, am I associated with the PROHITTER. I'm just a guy who stares at batters' hands and wondered what the little piece of plastic sticking off their gloves was.

The PROHITTER's benefits are listed on it's webiste:

-Quicker hands, wrists, and increased bat-speed and power.

-Hitting for a higher batting average, with more pop and consistency.

-Professional players are using it for the advanced grip technique.

-It provides the best batting sting reduction.

-More than 45 percent of the best hitters are using it.

Those are some impressive boasts for such a small thing. There's even a demo showing how to use it properly. 

I know what you're thinking, "Geoff, please tell me I can call in the next half-hour and you'll throw in a cheese-grater for only $19.95!"

Nope, sorry. I gave up infomercials after being cast as "Guy With Legwarmers No. 2" in an aeorobics DVD.

Let's face it though, if this thing does half of what it says it can do, why isn't every player in the league using it?

Have you ever been stupid enough, or drunk enough, to step into the 90 MPH batting cage at your local minigolf course? If you make contact with one of those heaters, it hurts. It's like swinging a sledgehammer against a rock. If I toss a PROHITTER on, will that pain turn into pillows?

Watching the Toronto Blue Jays play the New York Yankees today, I spotted some players sporting the PROHITTER.

Vernon Wells, Marco Scutaro, and Rod Barajas were among the users for the Jays.

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