Q: What is the first thing Josh McDaniels said to you?
A: Well Jake, he said that he coached the greatest QB in the world, Matt Cassel, and the second best, Tom Brady.
Q: What did Josh McDaniels say to you about the trade rumors?
A: He told me that he would tell me I sucked, but he'd have to trade me. I laughed at him and said Matt Cassel is the worst QB ever and Mike Shanahan was a better QB coach than him. I think I made him mad.
Q: Did he say anything else to you about your position on the team?
A: Yeah, he said if I didn't get a superstar girlfriend like Tom Brady's lady, he'd have Pat Bowlen trade me for some loser in Chicago named Kyle Orton.
Q: So you didn't ask for a trade?
A: No, I asked for a raise and said that if Matt Cassel was as good as I am I should get paid $15 million. He said that i'm not worth one penny and he wanted to bench me.
Q: Do you have any regrets?
A: Yeah, I met Gisele last night and she told me that she would dump Tom Brady for me anyday. I mistakenly said yes and Tom found out. Tom called Josh McIdiot and here I am in Chocogo, it sounds like chocolate, oh wait, it Chocagow, no Chicago, that's it.