Tim Tebow: Local Retailer Proves Tebow Craze Is Out of Control

OK, now this is getting out of control. I could deal with all the Tim Tebow mania before, but once you bring a wig shop into it, that's drawing the line. 

Seriously, a wig shop. I wasn't really sure what the "line" was going to be, but it turns out it's a wig shop.

There is actually a place in Westgate Mall, Amarillo, Texas that sells women's wigs, and the owner(s) changed its name to "Tebow's."

Yeah. Tebow's. Women's Wigs.

For some reason, I'm failing to see the connection. 

I realize this is America and you can name your store whatever you damn well please, and I of course love that. I also realize that is, pathetically, probably going to drive up business for these wig-selling people in Texas. 

But, c'mon man. Or wo-man. 

I would understand if Tebow had long, flowing locks of hair. But he doesn't. He has the short, cool-dude, spiky haircut. 

Why not name the place "Polamalu's" or "Smith's?" You know, for Torrey Smith, of course. OK, maybe not Smith's. 

I just feel like this is the time that we look at ourselves as a society and say, "Well, this quarterback that has won six games in a row is getting a wig shop named after him. Isn't there something wrong with that?"

I could understand naming an ice cream flavor after Tebow, or a sports store or heck, even a religious store.

But this? This just seems weird and desperate. 

To each their own I guess. I'm just a little worried about what happens when Tim Tebow wins the Super Bowl.

Every single store is going to be named "Tebow's" and I won't know where to find anything. I'll have to go to Tebow's to get a McChicken sandwich and then stop by Tebow's for a late-night Tebow drink special. 

I love Tebow as much as the next person (duh, how could you not?), but please people, make the madness stop.