Hottest Sports Stories for Wednesday, Dec. 7
Albert Pujols goes a little King James, Chris Paul has his bags all packed and the NBA knows how to release a schedule.
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In this edition:
- Jerry Sandusky Arrested On More Charges Of Sexual Abuse
- Bernie Fine Is Free Because Of Statute Of Limitations
- Insane Florida Gators Fans Go Overboard
- Cardinals Willing To Name St. Louis After Albert Pujols
- NBA Schedule Causes Mass Hysteria
- Chris Paul May Break Ankles Elsewhere Next Season
- Albert Pujols Has Some Thinking To Do
- Hottest Videos of the Day
- Bits of Tid
- Daily Dessert
THINGS KEEP GETTING WORSE FOR JERRY SANDUSKY
As if Jerry Sandusky did not have enough on his plate already, he was arrested today after more charges of sexual abuse were filed against him. Just when you think there is a little break from this whole thing, something else pops up.
Question on Everybody's Mind: Are these charges going to keep coming out?
Our Take: I have given up trying to figure out how deep this thing goes. It makes me sick to think about it. I know that Sandusky has a right to prove his innocence in a court of law, as he should, but I keep going back to that disturbing interview with Bob Costas.
Tweet Updating Us On The Status Of Sandusky Scandal
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D.A. CAN'T PROSECUTE BERNIE FINE DUE TO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS
Disgraced former Syracuse assistant coach Bernie Fine will not be prosecuted because the statute of limitations has passed. The Onondaga County District Attorney William Fitzpatrick said he found the accusers credible but could not bring about charges.
Question on Everybody's Mind: So what happens now?
Our Take: Fine will be unable to clear his name in the court of public opinion, and the alleged victims will be unable to tell their story in a court of law.
Hype Meter: 5 out of 5
Looking at where this situation is at right now, you wonder how different things might have been if ESPN had turned over its tape of Fine's wife and one of his alleged victims back in 2003.
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URBAN MEYER'S MOVE TO OHIO STATE DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH INSANE FLORIDA FANS
When Urban Meyer agreed to coach Ohio State, fans in Florida were up in arms because he left them just one year ago. But for Spurrier Urban Wiley, the move is likely to result in a name change.
Question on Everybody's Mind: What the hell is a "Spurrier Urban Wiley?"
Our Take: Why, it's the name given to the child of Jen Wiley and her husband. There are sports fans and there are sports freaks. These people fall very much into the latter category. That poor kid has no chance of being normal when he grows up.
Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Names Worse Than Apple and Espn
Why would you torture your child just to prove how dedicated you are to a sports team? There has to be a line drawn at some point, and if you can't see it then you need to stop watching anything involving competition.
Deeper Dive
Gators Fans Prepared To Change Child's Name (Bay News 9)
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ALBERT PUJOLS' FUTURE CONTRACT COULD BE WORTH AS MUCH AS OUR NATIONAL DEBT
It is a great time to be named Albert Pujols, because he is getting insanely ridiculous contract offers like no athlete we have ever seen. The Marlins started things off with a 10-year deal, which has led the Cardinals to up their offer to 10-years and $220 million.
Question on Everybody's Mind: Will this offer be enough to keep Albert in St. Louis?
Our Take: Considering that he turned down an offer from the Cardinals last season with an average annual salary of $22 million, I would be surprised to see him jump on this one. He wants the highest AAV, or at least more than Ryan Howard's $25 million, so the team will likely have to do more.
Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Fat New Contracts
Unlike the Alex Rodriguez negotiations in the winter of 2007, there is actually more than one team in on Pujols, so it is thrilling, exciting and exhausting to see all of this play out. It's a mistake to offer him a 10-year contract, but that's an entirely different story.
Deeper Dive
Cardinals Boost Offer To Albert Pujols (St. Louis Today)
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NBA SCHEDULE RELEASED, NOT AS COOL AS WE THOUGHT
The NBA released their full schedule on Tuesday. I was in my bunker as the world was certain to stop spinning. If you want to know how it was all received, take a look.
Question on Everybody's Mind: How's it look, buddy boy?
Our Take: Honestly, I could go for a lockout every single year. We have back-to-backs galore, a shortened season and a preseason filled with start-studded trade innuendos. The only thing better would be if they allowed for psyche outs at the free throw line.
Hyper Meter: 5 out of 5 OMG, CALENDARS
I am all for the hype and hoopla of the NBA. I just can't get with the whole circling a game in February, because half these guys will be injured by then. Hell, that Heat game you're excited about could feature Kwame Brown. Oh, yeah. Junk just got real.
Deeper Dive:
Ten Must-See Games for This Season (Yahoo Sports)
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CHRIS PAUL ABOUT TO MAKE HORNETS GAMES EVEN HARDER TO WATCH
Quick. Name the best thing about the New Orleans Hornets, but besides Chris Paul. That reason will have to do for the rest of your lives, or until the Hornets get a similar talent.
Question on Everybody's Mind: Can Hornets salvage situation and keep CP3?
Our Take: No. Paul wants out of New Orleans and will take a move to the Clippers or Warriors over staying. That should tell you right there how bad things are. Most players would chose to have Sam Bowie's career over going to the Clippers.
Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Tyson Chandlers
Paul wants to be a Knick so he can have lots of sleepovers with his BFFs and play Super Contra all night. If that isn't possible, he will settle for any team that has Tyson Chandler on it. As if Chandler wasn't already about to be overpaid.
Deeper Dive:
Three-Team Race for Chris Paul Services (Yahoo Sports)
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ALBERT PUJOLS MAY TAKE HIS TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH
The only thing better would be Albert Pujols on a stage with Peter Gammons talking to him about how hard his decision has been. As of late o'clock on Tuesday night, Miami Marlins beat writer Joe Capozzi tweeted this gem.
Question on Everybody's Mind: Will Pujols jump ship?
Our Take: It seems that the race for the best hitter in decades is down to the Cardinals and Marlins. Can we all applaud Pujols for doing this behind closed doors with the advice of loved ones? He could have easily given a deadline to give his "Decision" in an hour-long special on ESPN.
Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 I Have Decideds
Ladies and gents, this is huge. The Marlins may have no pitching to speak of, but that has hardly bothered the Yankees from putting together a string of winning years. Get ready to hate the fish.
By the way, I think enough time has passed that we can watch this now. Nope. It's still painful with a splash of awkward.
I Think Miami Is Hated Enough, But Thanks Tweet Award:
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Miami Marlins Make One Last Pitch (Miami Herald)
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DAILY FUN WITH MOVING PICTURES
Because videos are a great way to pass time at work.
CARLOS VELA GOES BIKE RIDING
Could I possibly interest you in a flashy bicycle kick?
Deeper Dive: Carlos Vela Video: Watch Insane Bicycle Kick (B/R)
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CHIP KELLY FINALLY LETS LOOSE
Here is Chip Kelly's face in a doctored Dr. Pepper commercial. It's more fun than the real Kelly has ever had.
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MAN CITY IS RIDICULOUS
How good are things going for Manchester City? Well, check out this shoulder goal from Mario Balotelli. Proper.
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BIG HURT BEER ANTHEM
So, two guys walk into a liquor store and run into Frank Thomas. That's not a joke, but it does lead to a great rap video.
Deeper Dive: Watch Hilarious Rap Video for Frank Thomas' New Brew (B/R)
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BITS OF TID
Little bits of goodness with a chewy center
J-LO MINI SKIRT SOCCER MADNESS
I am going to assume that I could write just about anything here as you search for the link. Well yabba-dabba do and here it is.
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DANICA PATRICK BIKINI BLOWOUT
When is a mediocre NASCAR driver worth noting? When she is in a bikini of course.
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SHUT YOU MOUTH, 2011 WAS HELLA SEXY
Here is a rundown of the sexiest moments of the year. Giggity tag applied.
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Until tomorrow, consider Denver is your friend as well as a whole lot more.
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