NFL Over-Under Prop Bets for Week 6

I’m not a big fan of drinking games during NFL games, largely because I think Sunday drinking should be a reward, not a punishment. Besides, on Sundays I’m usually worn out after all of my college football drinking games. Sometimes it’s easier to make silly prop bets with your friends. Take a gander at some of these and leave your own prop bets in the comments for the rest of us.

Philadelphia Eagles (1-4) at Washington Redskins (3-1)

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On total yards from scrimmage (rushing plus passing) from Michael Vick: 315.

On total mentions of Rex Grossman’s prediction of his team winning the NFC East: 5.5.

On total mentions of Grossman’s prediction of the 2008 subprime mortgage crisis: 0.5.

San Francisco 49ers (4-1) at Detroit Lions (5-0)

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On number of TV graphics that misspell “Ndamukong Suh”: 1.5.

On the number of times I checked the correct spelling of Suh’s name before making that joke: 2.

On the percentage of TV audience that will be quite happy with a nap after this game: 92.

Buffalo Bills (4-1) at New York Giants (3-2)

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On the total mentions that Bills running back Fred Jackson doesn’t have an Ivy League education: 0.5.

On the total broadcasts of those totally fake pickup truck commercials which could never happen in real life: 5.5.

On the total times that Eli Manning does something delightfully awkward, which will go almost wholly unmentioned by the broadcast booth: 3.

Carolina Panthers (1-4) at Atlanta Falcons (2-3)

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On the number of times Matt Ryan smiles at a really stupid interview question: 3.

On total references to the huge thighs of Falcons running back Michael Turner. Yeah, they’re big, but come on dude. You’re gonna talk about another man’s legs?: 2.5.

On the percentage of households watching this game solely because Cam Newton is "entertaining and iconing": 71.

Indianapolis Colts (0-5) at Cincinnati Bengals (3-2)

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On the number of references to this game as “The I-74 Rivalry,” despite the fact that these teams only face each other in the regular season every four years: 3.5

On the total screen time for Peyton Manning from the sideline/bench/men’s room handicapped stall crying his eyes out: 52 seconds.

On the total mentions of the chance that Indianapolis is tanking their entire season to draft Andrew Luck: LINE REMOVED.

St. Louis Rams (0-4) at Green Bay Packers (5-0)

On the number of Packers receivers that have at least one catch: 11.

On the number of Rams receivers that have at least one catch: 3.5.

On the number of times that FOX tries to sell this as a “big game” and not a total blowout: 3.

Jacksonville Jaguars (1-4) at Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2)

On number of Yuenglings in Rashard Mendenhall’s sideline cooler for this game: 6.

On number of Yuenglings in Ben Roethlisberger’s: 23.5.

On the estimated percent chance that Jacksonville is contracted immediately after this game: 88.