Chael Sonnen Twitter: The 25 Most Hilarious Tweets of His UFC Career

Chael Sonnen is arguably the most popular fighter in the entire sport of mixed martial arts today.

The reason being, he's not afraid to say exactly what he's feeling. Ever.

Whether or not it's for the publicity or simply because he wants to, Sonnen has caught the eyes of many UFC fans across the globe.

Not only has Sonnen took his comments, remarks and jokes to national television, but his Twitter as well.

The following slides display the 25 most hilarious tweets of Chael Sonnen's UFC career.

To view all of Sonnen's tweets, visit his Twitter.

Let's take a look.

Out for a Bike Ride...

After allegedly testing positive for steroids following his bout with Anderson Silva at UFC 117, Sonnen stated:

"I'd love to talk with you guys about what happened yesterday, but I'm on a bike ride with Floyd Landis so it will have to wait until tomorrow"

The iPhone App

In regards to Anderson Silva's inability to speak English fluently, Sonnen addressed the issue by stating:

"Anderson just fired Ed Soares and replaced him with a Translation App he got on his phone for $14.95."

Just a Gangster from Oregon

Prior to their bout at UFC 117 Sonnen gave Anderson Silva a little forewarning:

"A.S. Your run is T- 70 days. I'm not a math teacher from Ohio, I'm a gangster from Oregon. Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey."

Hockey and Rugby

Why does Sonnen enjoy watching hockey and rugby? Well, keep reading...

"I watch hockey and rugby. Anything that has a remote chance of breaking out into a fight. Which is exactly why I stopped watching George."

Learn To Type, Wanderlei

Sonnen allowed fans to enter a contest to be his cornerman. That is, unless your name is Wanderlei Silva...

"Submit your e-mail at greenlightdaily.com to be entered in contest to be my cornerman. Not you Wand, if requires an ability to type."

Ouch...

Chael goes a little too far when he addresses Anderson Silva and compares him to a pornstar...

"Anderson, you are going to be on your back more than a pornstar with a mortgage."

Ballet Shows, Has-Beens and Fat Celebs

Sonnen took another personal shot at Anderson Silva when he stated:

"Yushin and I are in Brazil to follow in Andy's ways. Got ballet shoes, a team of has-beens, even brought a fat talentless celeb for trainer."

No Love for Bisping's Accent

Not only does Sonnen despise of Anderson Silva but Michael Bisping as well. In regards to his accent he stated:

"Viewers: Prepare for the first season of TUF where both coaches speak English, and the show still needs subtitles..."

Axe Body Spray?

Sonnen once again fired away at a fellow UFC fighter when he addressed Wanderlei Silva's nickname:

"Axe Murderer, my A**. I'm more intimidated by Axe Body Spay."

Money and Ringside Seats

Chael let the Twitter world know exactly what he thought of Wanderlei Silva's skills when he stated:

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ringside seats to Wandy's next humiliating loss, and that's pretty much the same thing."

Move Aside Son

Well, it's a new day, which means Sonnen will call out a new fighter. This time it's Antonio Nogueira.

"Watch yourself Antonio.You think I give a dam that you are a HWT? I've pushed people your size out of the way looking for somebody to fight."

Beating a Dead Horse

While Chael didn't address anyone in particular in this tweet, UFC fans can take their guesses...

"If your career was a horse, they'd take it behind the barn and shoot it."

Sushi Bar?

Oh my heavens Chael...

"You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece."

Obama and Bisping

In a promotion for his newly designed T-shirt, Sonnen tweets about having drinks with Obama and texts from Michael Bisping:

"Get home from drinks with the President and have a half dozen texts from Bisping. http://www.greenlightdaily.com/ is the link, Mike."

Did Dinosaurs Exist?

Well, according to Chael they still do exist. In fact, he claims there is one still in the UFC:

"Pipe down Mirko and let us just use you for oil like the rest of the dinosaurs."

Who, What, Where, Why?

Chael agreed with Bisping when he stated he deserved a title shot. That was however until he looked at his wins over...

"Bisping, you make good points about deserving a title shot.After all you did beat, umm, well ahh...Hum and then there was.. Ah..Wait, what!?"

Pot of Gold

Sonnen was at it again when he used the analogy of pyramid builders, Lisa Rinna and leprechauns.

"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids. You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool."

Vitor's Turn To Get Bashed

In regards to Vitor Belfort remarks, Sonnen fired back in stating:

"Hey Vitor, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of."

Chinese Anyone?

It doesn't take Chael long to respond to someone after they verbally attack him. This time it was Mirko Cro Cop who spoke out. Sonnen responded with:

"Mirko, ol' buddy! Strong words from someone who's been carried out more often than Chinese food!"

Paper Jam

If your going to call out Chael make sure you have something good to fire back with. Or else he'll reply with:

"Take your comebacks, write them down on a sheet of paper. Roll it up tight, soak it in water, freeze it overnight, then jam it up you’re a**"

Camping in Compton

After leaving Andeson Silva's home country, Sonnen tweeted his appreciation of Brazil when he stated:

"Yushin and I go back to civilization tomorrow. Thanks for everything, Brazil. It was like camping in Compton."

Run Forrest Run

Sonnen took a shot at both Anderson Silva and Forrest Griffin when he stated:

"He hasn't put up a fight since Forrest Griffin, which is about as notable as getting your hand held by a stripper. NEXT."

And Now Machida...

Chael did it again when he compared Machida's championship belt to that of his nephew's:

"Lyoto, don't feel bad that you don't have the belt. You still have that little cotton one my nephew has."

Hulk Hogan Is Back

It's hard to tell who Sonnen despises of more, Anderson Silva or Wanderlei Silva...wait, when did Hulk Hogan get into this?

"Wand wins 22 fights in Japan!! In related news, Hulk Hogan pins the Iron Sheik."

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It's hard to take Chael seriously when he makes a comment like this. Sonnen bashes Bisping when he tweeted:

"It's for the best. After I got through with Bisping the only person that would ask for his signature is FedEx."