NFL: Over-Under Prop Bets For Week 5's Late Games
Over-under....
On total number of hugs Niners quarterback Alex Smith gives Jim Harbaugh, or vice versa: 4.5.
On total comparisons of the old Buccaneers’ orange popsicle uniforms to all that pink crap that both teams will surely be wearing today: 2.
On total number of declarations, that the Buccaneers’ acquisition of quarterback Josh Freeman was the greatest move in franchise history, by anyone not named Jon Gruden: 0.5.
On the number of turnovers Niners linebacker Patrick Willis will force: 1.5.
On references to the pirate ship in the north end zone, which neither plunders nor provides storage space for illegally downloaded music: 3.
Jets at Patriots, 4:15 p.m. ET.
1 of 3Over-under....
On references to “poise” displayed by Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, who is ranked 17th in the NFL in completions : 10.
On references to “poise” displayed by Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who is ranked first: 1.
On references to Patriots head coach Bill Belichick as a “coaching genius”: 7.
On references to Belichick as a “fashion genius”: LINE REMOVED
On references to the late Myra Kraft, who nobody in football had ever mentioned publicly before her untimely demise, as “an inspiration”: 4.
On total number of holes Plaxico Burress will have in his right leg at the end of today’s game: 1.5.
Chargers at Broncos, 4:15 p.m. ET
2 of 3Over-under....
On total minutes and seconds of camera time for Broncos backup quarterback Tim Tebow (close-ups only): 1:59.
On total minutes and seconds of camera time for Broncos starter Kyle Orton (close-ups only): 1:38.
On total minutes and seconds of hang time of every pass from Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers: 26:01.
On references to Broncos head coach John Fox as “a great coach and a great guy”: 3.5
On wide shots to the Broncos press box where Broncos executive vice president John Elway is just watching his team lose: 4.
Packers at Falcons, 8:20 p.m. ET
3 of 3On total completion percentage for Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, at game’s end: 97.
On proclamations from Michaels or Collinsworth that Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan “has made everyone forget about Michael Vick,” thereby proving that not quite everyone has forgotten about Michael Vick: 0.5
On the quarter of the game where Michael Turner’s enormous thighs rub together to the point where they actually start a fire: 3rd.
On the total broadcasts of that annoying commercial where NFL stars ride the bus with schoolchildren and then put on their own de facto scouting combine: 5.
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