The Sad Sack Seven: The NFL's Worst Week 13

The NFL is grinding into its final quarter and its bottom dweller in Detroit is diving deeper and deeper. When will the lame Lions hit bottom? Will it be a Spirit of '76 winless Buccaneer bottom? 

1] Detroit Lions 0-12

The NFL knows how to attract viewers. Nothing like a half-empty stadium filled with booing fans and a dead-in-the-water Lion team to draw the post-Turkey crowd.

Doesn't the NFL have a mercy rule on watching the lackluster Lions on Turkey Day? Can't they stop it? Please put them out of our misery.

2] Kansas City Chiefs 1-10

Herm Edwards, The King of empty Arrowhead, has gone 18-41 in his last 59 games. The only man with a worse record who is keeping his job is Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.

3] Cincinnati Bengals 1-9-1

If only the NFL did not have sudden death, the Bengals and the Eagles would still be locked in mortal combat.

4] Seattle Seahawks 2-10

Another team featured on the NFL's exciting Turkey Day games. Well at least they are not the worst team in Washington state, as long as Willingham's in town.

5] St Louis Rams 2-9

You know you're really bad when when you make Lovie Smith's bad news Bears defense look like the '85 Bears. The Rammed have been outscored 51-166 the last five weeks, but they have mocked home fans in the stands for lack of support. Support? The fans  deserve Ram refunds.

6] Jacksonville Jaguars 4-7

Is there a bigger disappointment in the NFL? Is there a coach who conservatively sits on leads and loses better then Jack Del Rio?

7] San Diego Chargers 4-7

Its amazing the new and painful ways Norv Turner finds to lose each week. Can they win the AFC West at 7-9?